Has the DHS reached out and touched you?

[Priapus]

Originally posted by parrot_lady@Mar 7 2006, 10:59 AM
Geez.  Its a HORSE SHOE.  Why yes, I think I have the equipment to melt it and remold it into something else right here in my back pocket....
Grrr....

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I can take care of that for you. . .

[kjdunlap]

It could be worse. You might do somehting really un-American and pay off your credit card. This could catch the attention of the DHS.

http://www.capitolhillblue.com/blog/2006/0...sponsibili.html

[tleonhar]

Since I fly two to three days a week on average, I have been "selecteed" once or twice. Once when traveling overseas, when I got to my destination, my luggage had a card from the TSA in it saying it had been inspected.

With the wire tapping going on, I wonder how many times my wife has had her phone calls recorded, most of her family is overseas. We have a couple family members in Saudi Arabia as well

[parrot_lady]

Originally posted by Priapus@Mar 7 2006, 02:21 PM
I can take care of that for you. . .

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could you? would you??

I have to admit I've been doing road trips recently. Loving the prius more and more cause its more affordable than flying places.

[hycamguy07]

Originally posted by kjdunlap@Mar 7 2006, 02:36 PM
It could be worse.  You might do somehting really un-American and pay off your credit card.  This could catch the attention of the DHS.

http://www.capitolhillblue.com/blog/2006/0...sponsibili.html

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Hey remember these? This was a Novelty Alarm clock before 9/11 now they are nonexistant..... I guess you would be in big trouble if they found this in your luggage
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[Clar]

that's a nice sticker.

I think I'll mail santa claus some flower seeds so I can get a sticker like that when USPS can't find him in the spring time.

[Mystery Squid]

Originally posted by priusguy04@Mar 7 2006, 07:59 PM
Hey remember these? This was a Novelty Alarm clock before 9/11 now they are nonexistant.....  I guess you would be in big trouble if they found this in your luggage
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That shizzle is GREAT!!!

One of my friends got me one of these for my birthday a few years back, I'm sure it's almost guaranteed to result in a search:

[Priapus]

Originally posted by parrot_lady@Mar 7 2006, 05:28 PM
could you?  would you??  

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Alright, first you're going to need one of these and then it gets a little tricky.

[seeh2o]

Originally posted by Sufferin' Prius Envy@Mar 6 2006, 08:38 PM
We received some interesting mail today.      <_<   
It was from one of my wife's cousins.  I think the enclosed noisy package of commercial wildflower seeds  may have piqued DHS's curiosity.
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I had something very similar happen during the Regan regime back in 1982. I had written him a letter, a civil letter, complaining about his cut backs on student financial aid. A few weeks later I received a letter from my grandma (a Danish immigrant) that had been sliced open and clearly perused - then stapled closed and stamped "Opened by the United States government", not the post office. Several times after that over the years I received other letters that had been opened, but not stamped as the first one was. Other letters I sent were also opened before received by the recipients.

I guess he didn't like my letter.

[jayman]

Originally posted by seeh2o@Mar 9 2006, 12:29 PM
A few weeks later I received a letter from my grandma (a Danish immigrant) that had been sliced open and clearly perused - then stapled closed and stamped "Opened by the United States government", not the post office.  Several times after that over the years I received other letters that had been opened, but not stamped as the first one was.  Other letters I sent were also opened before received by the recipients.

I guess he didn't like my letter.

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Now if you had been a drunk loser like Aldrich Ames at the CIA, they would have left you alone.

Even as you sold out vital security information to the former USSR and paid cash for a $500K home.