Suggest a list of the Ten Noble Commandments of Pastafarianism

jared2 · 05-30-2006, 12:29 PM

Here's a start:

1. Thou shalt worship no other God than pasta, nor shalt thou covet thy neighbour's pasta-maker.
2. Thou shalt utterly repudiate the scurrilous and eggregious notion that pasta was invented in China.
3. Thou shalt eat pasta every day of the week except Fridays, when thou shalt eat fish.
5. Dieters shall be excommunicated from the church of pasta
6. Thou shalt not kill, except for a really good fettucini alfredo
7. Thou shalt remain constantly vigilant against the temptations of the great antipasto
8. Those who mock pastafarianism shall spend eternity in hell eating cold. overcooked spagetti
9. Food fetishes are allowed; encouraged, even
10. Thou shalt not lie, cheat, steal or torture, expect when required for the greater good of pastafarianism

daniel · 05-30-2006, 09:00 PM

Pastafarianism does not have Commandments. It does have the eight I'd Really Rather You Didn't's. See The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I'm too tired right now, and lazy, to type them here. Your list entirely distorts the character and mood of Pastafarianism, which is not a judgemental or bullying kind of religion. Read the book.

05-30-2006, 12:29 PM	#1
jared2 Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,615 My Car: Model: Package: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Friends: 0	Here's a start: 1. Thou shalt worship no other God than pasta, nor shalt thou covet thy neighbour's pasta-maker. 2. Thou shalt utterly repudiate the scurrilous and eggregious notion that pasta was invented in China. 3. Thou shalt eat pasta every day of the week except Fridays, when thou shalt eat fish. 5. Dieters shall be excommunicated from the church of pasta 6. Thou shalt not kill, except for a really good fettucini alfredo 7. Thou shalt remain constantly vigilant against the temptations of the great antipasto 8. Those who mock pastafarianism shall spend eternity in hell eating cold. overcooked spagetti 9. Food fetishes are allowed; encouraged, even 10. Thou shalt not lie, cheat, steal or torture, expect when required for the greater good of pastafarianism __________________ "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful" -Seneca the Younger (~4 B.C.E. - 65 C.E.)

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05-30-2006, 09:00 PM	#2
daniel Cat Lovers Against the Bomb Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Spokane, WA Posts: 11,813 My Car: 2004 Prius Model: Package: #6 Thanks: 77 Thanked 290 Times in 182 Posts Friends: 0	Pastafarianism does not have Commandments. It does have the eight I'd Really Rather You Didn't's. See The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I'm too tired right now, and lazy, to type them here. Your list entirely distorts the character and mood of Pastafarianism, which is not a judgemental or bullying kind of religion. Read the book.