Pat Robertson is talking to God again !?!?

huskers · 01-03-2007, 07:32 PM

Pat must have a direct # to God. They must be best buds. It seems that millions of us in the United States will die in a terror attack later this year (Sept. or so). I wish Pat would ask God for powerball numbers for me. By the way, Pat siad if we pray real hard (and I guess send him money) maybe it won't happen. Question: is this like the old west of snake oil salesmen and rainmakers?

JackDodge · 01-03-2007, 07:37 PM

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Pat must have a direct # to God. They must be best buds. It seems that millions of us in the United States will die in a terror attack later this year (Sept. or so). I wish Pat would ask God for powerball numbers for me. By the way, Pat siad if we pray real hard (and I guess send him money) maybe it won't happen. Question: is this like the old west of snake oil salesmen and rainmakers?

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I have no doubt that Pat hears voices. He's the evangelical poster boy for mental illness. At least the voices don't talk to him through a dog

Godiva · 01-03-2007, 07:43 PM

As much as I wish it would happen, I can certainly understand why God hasn't called Pat to his side yet. Probably avoiding the inevitable as long as possible. Wouldn't you?

skruse · 01-03-2007, 07:59 PM

Pat suffers from charismania, characterized by having to pray before every decision, then believing your own thoughts.

PA · 01-03-2007, 08:33 PM

Just because Pat hears God it doesn't mean God hears Pat.

Here's the CNN article in case you missed it.

Looks like Pat's track record is actually pretty poor. Predicted Bush would easily win re-election ... which turned out to be just barely, actually. Predicted Bush would have many 2nd-term successes ... wrong again. Predicted major storm in 2006 ... no, I'm sorry, that's not right either.

Say, Pat, are you sure it's God you're talking to?

F8L · 01-03-2007, 08:47 PM

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As much as I wish it would happen, I can certainly understand why God hasn't called Pat to his side yet. Probably avoiding the inevitable as long as possible. Wouldn't you?
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That would be my guess. Even God doesn't like this waste of life. Or could he really be Satan???? From an athiest's point of view he is.

airportkid · 01-03-2007, 09:26 PM

Mr. Robertson is first, last, and always a businessman. Whatever he does, he does in the interest of furthering his business, which is simply to collect as many tax-unencumbered dollars as possible with the least effort. Passing gas through his mouth and calling it the Word of God is about as effortless as you can get, and so far it has brought him incalculable wealth - far be it from him to start talking sensibly now when decades of talking insensibly has proved so profitable.

Mark Baird
Alameda CA

fshagan · 01-04-2007, 01:20 AM

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Just because Pat hears God it doesn't mean God hears Pat.

Here's the CNN article in case you missed it.

Looks like Pat's track record is actually pretty poor. Predicted Bush would easily win re-election ... which turned out to be just barely, actually. Predicted Bush would have many 2nd-term successes ... wrong again. Predicted major storm in 2006 ... no, I'm sorry, that's not right either.

Say, Pat, are you sure it's God you're talking to?
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Someone told me once that the penalty for making a false prediction allegedly from God in the Hebrew Scriptures ("Old Testament") was death. I haven't looked for the cite, but it sure would cut down on the people making claims that God is helping them predict the future. That whole "gift of prophesy" thing would get a lot less use!

TJandGENESIS · 01-04-2007, 01:28 AM

Pat Robinson is not all there, you ask me. And as a Preacher myself, the man embarrasses me.

galaxee · 01-04-2007, 10:29 AM

god told me that she's out to make robertson look like a horse's ass in all but the literal sense...

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01-03-2007, 07:32 PM	#1
huskers Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Missouri Posts: 611 My Car: 2005 Prius Package: #3 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTM Awards: 0 Friends: 0	Pat must have a direct # to God. They must be best buds. It seems that millions of us in the United States will die in a terror attack later this year (Sept. or so). I wish Pat would ask God for powerball numbers for me. By the way, Pat siad if we pray real hard (and I guess send him money) maybe it won't happen. Question: is this like the old west of snake oil salesmen and rainmakers?

01-03-2007, 07:43 PM	#3
Godiva AmeriKan Citizen Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 10,008 My Car: 2005 Prius Package: #1 Nominated 3 Times in 2 Posts TOTM Awards: 0 Friends: 6	As much as I wish it would happen, I can certainly understand why God hasn't called Pat to his side yet. Probably avoiding the inevitable as long as possible. Wouldn't you?

01-03-2007, 07:59 PM	#4
skruse Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Great Central Valley, Fresno, CA Posts: 1,132 My Car: 2007 Prius Package: #6 Touring Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTM Awards: 0 Friends: 2	Pat suffers from charismania, characterized by having to pray before every decision, then believing your own thoughts.

01-03-2007, 08:33 PM	#5
PA Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 396 My Car: 2006 Prius Package: #4 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTM Awards: 0 Friends: 0	Just because Pat hears God it doesn't mean God hears Pat. Here's the CNN article in case you missed it. Looks like Pat's track record is actually pretty poor. Predicted Bush would easily win re-election ... which turned out to be just barely, actually. Predicted Bush would have many 2nd-term successes ... wrong again. Predicted major storm in 2006 ... no, I'm sorry, that's not right either. Say, Pat, are you sure it's God you're talking to?

01-03-2007, 09:26 PM	#7
airportkid Will Fly For Food Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: San Francisco Bay Area CA Posts: 1,314 My Car: 2005 Prius Package: #5 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTM Awards: 0 Friends: 1	Mr. Robertson is first, last, and always a businessman. Whatever he does, he does in the interest of furthering his business, which is simply to collect as many tax-unencumbered dollars as possible with the least effort. Passing gas through his mouth and calling it the Word of God is about as effortless as you can get, and so far it has brought him incalculable wealth - far be it from him to start talking sensibly now when decades of talking insensibly has proved so profitable. Mark Baird Alameda CA

01-04-2007, 01:28 AM	#9
TJandGENESIS Are We Having Fun Yet? Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: ★Lewisville, part of the Metroplex, Dallas, in the Republic of Texas★ Posts: 4,529 My Car: 2005 Prius Package: #6 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTM Awards: 0 Friends: 15	Pat Robinson is not all there, you ask me. And as a Preacher myself, the man embarrasses me.

01-04-2007, 10:29 AM	#10
galaxee running WOT until out of fuel Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: central NC/ western WI Posts: 9,075 My Car: 2005 Prius Package: #5 Nominated 5 Times in 3 Posts TOTM Awards: 0 Friends: 21	god told me that she's out to make robertson look like a horse's ass in all but the literal sense...