God hates Kansas

[dragonfly]

Just as He got fed up with all the sin in New Orleans, He now has decided to annihilate a small town in Kansas. Shape up or your town will be next.

[dbermanmd]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dragonfly @ May 7 2007, 01:43 PM) [snapback]436949[/snapback]</div>

Just as He got fed up with all the sin in New Orleans, He now has decided to annihilate a small town in Kansas. Shape up or your town will be next.
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As a NY Mets fan we appreciated his intervention in 1969 - in fact without him the Knicks and the Jets would never have one either that year. To this day I thank him for his divine intervention.

And that Tsunami the other year - wow - was he pissed off - he told me so. I cant tell you why though, you would never believe me.

And you think that vote count in Florida was a fraud - nope - God all the way. He thinks Gore is an a**hole.

Global warming - man based? Jeez you gotta be kidding me. God's a little cold, and he turned the thermostat up a bit - Mars too

BTW, Elvis is fine and having a blast in Heaven.

[dragonfly]

Dang, last week I found myself agreeing with Squid. This week I find a dbermanmd post funny. What's happening to me????

[larkinmj]

Dr. Berman is in a good mood today. He started drinking wine early this morning.

[burritos]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dragonfly @ May 7 2007, 12:43 PM) [snapback]436949[/snapback]</div>

Just as He got fed up with all the sin in New Orleans, He now has decided to annihilate a small town in Kansas. Shape up or your town will be next.
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It wasn't God. It was a non religious weather event that occurred with neither intent nor conviction. The victims were merely victims of chance. It may have appeared randomly, but in the future meteorological science may one day advance far enough to accurately predict tornadoes to save peoples lives. God(as in Jesus Christ's father) didn't do it. God had as much to do with it as did Allah, Zeus, or the mormon God.

[dragonfly]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(burritos @ May 7 2007, 12:25 PM) [snapback]437014[/snapback]</div>

It wasn't God. It was a non religious weather event that occurred with neither intent nor conviction. The victims were merely victims of chance. It may have appeared randomly, but in the future meteorological science may one day advance far enough to accurately predict tornadoes to save peoples lives. God(as in Jesus Christ's father) didn't do it. God had as much to do with it as did Allah, Zeus, or the mormon God.
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Typical atheist answer (which I happen to agree with). What say the religious right? What did these Kansans do to piss God off so badly?

[Pinto Girl]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(larkinmj @ May 7 2007, 02:22 PM) [snapback]437010[/snapback]</div>

Dr. Berman is in a good mood today. He started drinking wine early this morning.
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It's got to be after noon SOMEWHERE!!
[smile]

[dbermanmd]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(burritos @ May 7 2007, 03:25 PM) [snapback]437014[/snapback]</div>

It may have appeared randomly, but in the future meteorological science may one day advance far enough to accurately predict tornadoes to save peoples lives.
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Tell me, if in your own words - meteorological science may one day advance far enough to accurately predict tornadoes - when will it be able to predict global temperatures 50 years from now accurately?

[Chuck.]

I'm suprized to hear Global Warming dismissed so quickly in Kansas and Katrina....

[dbermanmd]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dragonfly @ May 7 2007, 03:16 PM) [snapback]437003[/snapback]</div>

Dang, last week I found myself agreeing with Squid. This week I find a dbermanmd post funny. What's happening to me????
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I would venture to guess that only God knows but that would be too funny.

Perhaps its the wine

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(larkinmj @ May 7 2007, 03:22 PM) [snapback]437010[/snapback]</div>

Dr. Berman is in a good mood today. He started drinking wine early this morning.
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You are assuming I stopped at some prior point