Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'

[larkinmj]

Pentagon officials have confirmed that the Air Force's Wright Laboratory asked the Pentagon for $7.5 million to develop a chemical weapon that would turn enemy soldiers gay, and then make them horny.
I don't know where they ever got such a perverse idea, but they may have been inspired by "The Nude Bomb", the 1980 movie sequel to Get Smart about a terrorsit weapon that makes people's clothing fall off. I hope that the Penatgon is not developing future weapons based on plots of other bad movies.

[bgdrewsif]

Oh dear god... can the US military really be this desperate?

[Warren]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(bgdrewsif @ Jun 12 2007, 10:06 AM) [snapback]460082[/snapback]</div>

Oh dear god... can the US military really be this desperate?
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Well - it might actually work!

Turning your armed forces into a bunch of flamers would be hysterical!!

How can you fight a war when you might get dirt under your nails! Or Mess up your hair!!

Or you are too busy looking at your pal's rump instead of focused on blowing... Errr LOL


Wait a minute... isn't it a mortal sin in Islam to be gay?...

This was almost as good as covering our bombs in bacon fat so Islamic Terrorists go straight to hell!


LOL

[jiepsie]

It just shows how very, very homophobic they are. Homosexuality is such a dark and sinful think, it must be possible to use it in a weapon!

[Darwood]

They'll just line up their women then. They'll become mean, butch, lesbian fighting machines!

[Warren]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lowlander @ Jun 12 2007, 10:29 AM) [snapback]460096[/snapback]</div>

Homosexuality is such a dark and sinful thing
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Well, actually.... it is... there *IS* something wrong with homoesexuality... and it's NOT "okay"

It's not dark - it's just perverted and wrong.

[priusFTW]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Warren of Rabbits @ Jun 12 2007, 11:18 AM) [snapback]460136[/snapback]</div>

Well, actually.... it is... there *IS* something wrong with homoesexuality... and it's NOT "okay"

It's not dark - it's just perverted and wrong.
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An expected response from someone coming from "the edge of insanity".

[formerVWdriver]

I have trouble believing this is true, but I do hope they are looking for creative ways to defeat enemies without the use of nukes, etc.

About the pork fat-covered bombs: I haven't heard that. But I do know that the British dipped their bullets in pork fat during the Sepoy Rebellion, and I was taught that this worked!

[hycamguy07]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(larkinmj @ Jun 12 2007, 09:54 AM) [snapback]460075[/snapback]</div>

Pentagon officials have confirmed that the Air Force's Wright Laboratory asked the Pentagon for $7.5 million to develop a chemical weapon that would turn enemy soldiers gay, and then make them horny.
I don't know where they ever got such a perverse idea, but they may have been inspired by "The Nude Bomb", the 1980 movie sequel to Get Smart about a terrorsit weapon that makes people's clothing fall off. I hope that the Penatgon is not developing future weapons based on plots of other bad movies.
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Uh oh, I think the military's Wright Laboratory has been secretly testing the Gay chemical weapon, over the years in the constant quest to improve the quick & long lasting effect of the weapon. They did the testing it on unsuspecting US citizens by adding it into the water supply.. <_< They noticed a large exodous of gay people in the 90's who all of the sudden started "coming out" so to speak. To handle such a large influx of people they created Gay Days at WDW where the military could secretly head count the majority that attend...

The labratory has noted, however that the chemical only works on certain people and is not 100% effective at this time, thus they are asking for more money...

[jewelerdave]

OMG I have not laughed so hard at a story in so long! Thanks! that was Gold!