"The Previous Poster" Insults Game

Ichabod · 12-11-2007, 04:07 PM

Since FHOP seems to be both the place for thread-based games, and for insult-slinging, this is my attempt to bring all the best of this forum into one thread.

The game is simple: Insult the previous poster!

Keep it clean and be creative. Have fun and use your best judgment on whether something is offensive or crosses any of the well-established lines of this board (You say "wait, but I thought one of the guidelines is NO personal insults..." Well um... yeah, we'll see how long this thread lasts

).

Use either something they say to a previous poster, or something they've said recently on the board in general to call them out. Or just make something up! You know, something like "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

If you find yourself in a protracted back-and-forth duel with one member, take a 5'er and cool down a little. Then come back later and laugh some more!!

So I need someone's helping in starting out. I'm begging someone, ANYONE, to insult me, and in turn to be insulted! Pile on, folks!

hyo silver · 12-11-2007, 04:21 PM

The previous poster foolishly thinks we have the time, patience, and wit to spare for yet another silly game.

MegansPrius · 12-11-2007, 04:31 PM

The previous posters thinks his shoes are low emissions. Yeah, tell that to anybody else in the room.

**Tideland Prius** · 12-11-2007, 04:35 PM

The previous poster thinks he can get away with using his SO's screenname.

MegansPrius · 12-11-2007, 05:21 PM

The previous poster doesn't realize that "Super Moderator" sounds like a character from an Austin Powers movie.

**TonyPSchaefer** · 12-11-2007, 05:24 PM

The previous poster had a real difficult time setting up the camera for the self-portrait avatar.

Ichabod · 12-11-2007, 07:01 PM

The previous poster clearly doesn't understand Directive B10.81, and is ALWAYS interfering with us lowly mortals.

darelldd · 12-11-2007, 08:07 PM

The previous poster needs to scratch.

tleonhar · 12-11-2007, 08:31 PM

The previous poster drives SHOCKING vehicles.

Ichabod · 12-11-2007, 08:56 PM

The Previous poster is in for a shock if they think previous x2 would consider that an insult! Besides, everyone knows that emergency responders won't go near YOUR Prius because of all the high-voltage whosamawhats in there

12-11-2007, 04:07 PM	#1
Ichabod Artist In Residence Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newton, MA Posts: 1,792 My Car: 2006 Prius Model: Package: #7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Friends: 7	"The Previous Poster" Insults Game Since FHOP seems to be both the place for thread-based games, and for insult-slinging, this is my attempt to bring all the best of this forum into one thread. The game is simple: Insult the previous poster! Keep it clean and be creative. Have fun and use your best judgment on whether something is offensive or crosses any of the well-established lines of this board (You say "wait, but I thought one of the guidelines is NO personal insults..." Well um... yeah, we'll see how long this thread lasts ). Use either something they say to a previous poster, or something they've said recently on the board in general to call them out. Or just make something up! You know, something like "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!" If you find yourself in a protracted back-and-forth duel with one member, take a 5'er and cool down a little. Then come back later and laugh some more!! So I need someone's helping in starting out. I'm begging someone, ANYONE, to insult me, and in turn to be insulted! Pile on, folks! __________________ 2006 Barcelona Red Metallic - a.k.a. "The Professor" :: Accessories/Mods :: BT Tech Stiffening Plate - Engine Block Heater - OEM EV button - OEM Mud guards - Rear Bumper Protector :: Near-future :: ScangaugeII

12-11-2007, 04:21 PM	#2
hyo silver awaaay Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 10,647 My Car: 2004 Prius Model: Package: Base Thanks: 46 Thanked 146 Times in 103 Posts Friends: 63	The previous poster foolishly thinks we have the time, patience, and wit to spare for yet another silly game.

12-11-2007, 04:31 PM	#3
MegansPrius GoogleMeister, AKA bongokitty Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 2,429 My Car: 2007 Prius Model: Package: #3 Thanks: 19 Thanked 23 Times in 17 Posts Friends: 2	The previous posters thinks his shoes are low emissions. Yeah, tell that to anybody else in the room.

12-11-2007, 04:35 PM	#4
Tideland Prius Moderator of the North Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 19,407 My Car: 2010 Prius Model: N/A Package: Technology Package (Canada) Thanks: 215 Thanked 327 Times in 228 Posts Friends: 22	The previous poster thinks he can get away with using his SO's screenname.

12-11-2007, 05:21 PM	#5
MegansPrius GoogleMeister, AKA bongokitty Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 2,429 My Car: 2007 Prius Model: Package: #3 Thanks: 19 Thanked 23 Times in 17 Posts Friends: 2	The previous poster doesn't realize that "Super Moderator" sounds like a character from an Austin Powers movie.

12-11-2007, 05:24 PM	#6
TonyPSchaefer Your Friendly Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Far-North Chicagoland Posts: 10,443 My Car: 2004 Prius Model: Package: #9 Thanks: 37 Thanked 160 Times in 101 Posts Friends: 23	The previous poster had a real difficult time setting up the camera for the self-portrait avatar.

12-11-2007, 07:01 PM	#7
Ichabod Artist In Residence Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newton, MA Posts: 1,792 My Car: 2006 Prius Model: Package: #7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Friends: 7	The previous poster clearly doesn't understand Directive B10.81, and is ALWAYS interfering with us lowly mortals.

12-11-2007, 08:07 PM	#8
darelldd Prius is our Gas Guzzler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Northern CA Posts: 5,335 My Car: 2006 Prius Model: Package: #6 Thanks: 18 Thanked 44 Times in 32 Posts Friends: 12	The previous poster needs to scratch.

12-11-2007, 08:31 PM	#9
tleonhar Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Belle Plaine, MN Posts: 1,500 My Car: 2005 Prius Model: Package: #4 Thanks: 59 Thanked 16 Times in 15 Posts Friends: 0	The previous poster drives SHOCKING vehicles.

12-11-2007, 08:56 PM	#10
Ichabod Artist In Residence Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newton, MA Posts: 1,792 My Car: 2006 Prius Model: Package: #7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Friends: 7	The Previous poster is in for a shock if they think previous x2 would consider that an insult! Besides, everyone knows that emergency responders won't go near YOUR Prius because of all the high-voltage whosamawhats in there