Neverending story...

saminjax · 04-09-2008, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnford

bald head, attempting to

look like Sinead O'Conner

samiam · 04-09-2008, 09:15 PM

Turning slowly, Bob said...

perryma · 04-09-2008, 09:51 PM

"Man, my neck hurts."

Stev0 · 04-09-2008, 10:34 PM

It was the first time they noticed them when they were on Hank Williams' "Lost Highway" . Life had been rather hectic on account of the itch on his long thick hairless fingers. The doctor said that he had a cure for baldness, but that it was not working. However, the day came when Bob Lutz announced discovery of large hairballs in a test tube. This is a miracle made with some spices presented to the king by the court jester (played by Bob Dylan). Bob brought out his his favorite copy of "Count of Monte Cristo" but pages were missing causing librarians to weep and assess large fines for unreturned Harry Potter and the Temple of Prius Drivers Eating Muffins. Bob needed a drink. Actually a dozen drinks. So he got himself a gin and tonic, turned the TV on, and drank 11 beers. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Arianna lathered SPF-50 over her bald head, attempting to look like Sinead O'Conner. Turning slowly, Bob said, "Man, my neck hurts."

She replied, "Hey! You're

samiam · 04-09-2008, 11:30 PM

the wrong Bob!" Suddenly,

perryma · 04-10-2008, 09:43 PM

Bob looked down at

saminjax · 04-10-2008, 09:56 PM

his gnarly webbed toes

hyo silver · 04-10-2008, 10:07 PM

stuffed into stiletto heels

saminjax · 04-10-2008, 10:21 PM

and screamed, "OH NO..."

hyo silver · 04-10-2008, 10:25 PM

"I forgot my pumps!"

04-09-2008, 09:15 PM	#42
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