Medicine Lesson

Benggolf · 10-12-2009, 02:21 AM

At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines. Sister
Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they
know and what they are used for.

The first pupil said: 'Tylenol?'

'Very good! And what is it used for?'

'It is used for a headache.'

The second pupil said: 'Nytol.'

'Excellent!' said Sister Catherine. 'And what it is used for?'

'To help you sleep', replied the student.

Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra.'

'And what is it used for, Johnny?' asked the surprised Sister catherine.

'It is used for diarrhea.'

'And who told you this, Johnny?'

'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father 'take a Viagra,
and maybe that shit will get harder.''

Sister Catherine fainted.

jayman · 10-12-2009, 01:26 PM

Oh isn't THAT the truth?

10-12-2009, 02:21 AM	#1
Benggolf Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Richmond, BC, Canada Posts: 175 My Car: 2010 Prius Model: N/A Package: Technology Package (Canada) Thanks: 24 Thanked 13 Times in 12 Posts Friends: 1	Medicine Lesson At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: 'Tylenol?' 'Very good! And what is it used for?' 'It is used for a headache.' The second pupil said: 'Nytol.' 'Excellent!' said Sister Catherine. 'And what it is used for?' 'To help you sleep', replied the student. Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra.' 'And what is it used for, Johnny?' asked the surprised Sister catherine. 'It is used for diarrhea.' 'And who told you this, Johnny?' 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father 'take a Viagra, and maybe that shit will get harder.'' Sister Catherine fainted.

10-12-2009, 01:26 PM	#2
jayman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Winnipeg Manitoba Posts: 11,576 My Car: 2004 Prius Model: Package: B Thanks: 35 Thanked 190 Times in 172 Posts Friends: 12	Re: Medicine Lesson Oh isn't THAT the truth?

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