The Prius is TERRIBLE!

[xxxlmpg]

She is terrible, beautiful, haunting, all consuming, like the first girl you had a crush on in high school.
The allure of her soft curves, the pale glow of her skin.
Sleepless nights thinking of her.
Knot in my stomach.
Where is she now?
Who is touching her.
Why is she not with me?
Oh beautiful Prius, how I long for thee.


Three more endless weeks of torture. You will be mine!

[Rancid13]

Sounds like you've come down with a terrible case of PAS...

[ghostofjk]

Pitch a tent or rent a motel room near a dealer that has Priuses on the lot.

Fondle OTHER people's Priuses while the critters are all smoking (usually around the side, where there's a picnic table).

[xxxlmpg]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ghostofjk @ May 5 2006, 04:54 PM) [snapback]250482[/snapback]</div>

Pitch a tent or rent a motel room near a dealer that has Priuses on the lot.

Fondle OTHER people's Priuses while the critters are all smoking (usually around the side, where there's a picnic table).
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You should see me skulking in the parking lots at Safeway, a voyeur, peeking in side windows, running my hands over headlights

[TheLastPicasso]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(xxxlmpg @ May 5 2006, 04:42 PM) [snapback]250479[/snapback]</div>

She is terrible, beautiful, haunting, all consuming, like the first girl you had a crush on in high school.
The allure of her soft curves, the pale glow of her skin.
Sleepless nights thinking of her.
Knot in my stomach.
Where is she now?
Who is touching her.
Why is she not with me?
Oh beautiful Prius, how I long for thee.


Three more endless weeks of torture. You will be mine!
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I'm rofl because I can relate. I've only had my Prius a week and can't stop thinking about it.

I can't stand the thought of my hubby driving her. I want to finish the first tank then I'll let him have a ride.

[GUENWYVAR]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TheLastPicasso @ May 5 2006, 06:49 PM) [snapback]250536[/snapback]</div>

I'm rofl because I can relate. I've only had my Prius a week and can't stop thinking about it.

I can't stand the thought of my hubby driving her. I want to finish the first tank then I'll let him have a ride.
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ROFLMAO ! I,too have only had mine a week. I'm a teacher & I've actually changed where I park so I can see it when I look out my classroom window. When I'm home I find reasons to go outside to make sure it's still in the driveway and to brush dirt off it. A bird actually had the nerve to poop on it . I may take it to the carwash tomorrow. I filled the tank up before going to a concert last Sunday & have driven to work all week. It's only 2 squares below half so I probably won't have to fill up again til Sunday. I average 41- 43 mpg. Mine's still in the break in stage & a guy I know who has one says that after 4-5,000 miles the gas mileage gets even better . I also read that either here or on priusonline.com.

[bigdaddy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(xxxlmpg @ May 5 2006, 05:42 PM) [snapback]250479[/snapback]</div>

She is terrible, beautiful, haunting, all consuming, like the first girl you had a crush on in high school.
The allure of her soft curves, the pale glow of her skin.
Sleepless nights thinking of her.
Knot in my stomach.
Where is she now?
Who is touching her.
Why is she not with me?
Oh beautiful Prius, how I long for thee.


Three more endless weeks of torture. You will be mine!
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Look what she'll be riding on her trip to you! She's travelling in style.



(of course, I'd be concerned a little about the sailors during the trip.)

[Sufferin' Prius Envy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rancid13 @ May 5 2006, 02:47 PM) [snapback]250480[/snapback]</div>

Sounds like you've come down with a terrible case of PAS...
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Better than PIS . . .
Prius Interruptus Syndrome: To have experienced the love of your very own Prius, only to have it taken away from you by an accident, theft, or jealous spouse.

[aka007ii]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(xxxlmpg @ May 5 2006, 02:57 PM) [snapback]250483[/snapback]</div>

You should see me skulking in the parking lots at Safeway, a voyeur, peeking in side windows, running my hands over headlights
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Keep your hands to yourself you perve!

[EricGo]

I figured that white streak was left by a bird. Now I am beginning to wonder.