Chats with the NAV lady

onerpm · 12-01-2006, 12:38 PM

OK, it's Friday, so...
Thought I'd start a thread for fun. Real-life responses from your NAV lady to non-legitimate inquiries.

For instance, here's one from me:

ME: "Nav lady, will you come home with me tonight?"
HER: "Setting Home as destination."

Easiest (maybe the first) pickup I've ever had!

One more; this one's for Hep. I tried this on the way to work today:

ME: "I love you!"
HER: "Showing coffee house icons."

So, go out there and report back some funnier ones!

rpm

aaf709 · 12-01-2006, 01:44 PM

This is probably apocryphal (and I've never tried it), but someone said if you say, "I have to cr*p," the response was "Sit Down." Now why it would have the phrase "Sit Down" in the database, I have NO clue.

EDIT: I tried this on the way home....

ME: "I have to sh*t."
NAV: "Showing Gas Stations"

eagle33199 · 12-01-2006, 02:40 PM

Two great ones from when one of my brothers was in the car (when it was brand new):

"Name yourself!"
"Showing Mexican restaurant icons."

"Make me a sandwhich!"
"That function is not available on this screen."

hyo silver · 12-01-2006, 02:49 PM

" Tea, Earl Grey. Hot."

"Captain Picard, is that you? Wow, are you ever lost!"

...just kidding. I don't even have a nav system...

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12-01-2006, 12:38 PM	#1
onerpm Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: MN Posts: 475 My Car: Other Hybrid Package: N/A Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTM Awards: 0 Friends: 0	OK, it's Friday, so... Thought I'd start a thread for fun. Real-life responses from your NAV lady to non-legitimate inquiries. For instance, here's one from me: ME: "Nav lady, will you come home with me tonight?" HER: "Setting Home as destination." Easiest (maybe the first) pickup I've ever had! One more; this one's for Hep. I tried this on the way to work today: ME: "I love you!" HER: "Showing coffee house icons." So, go out there and report back some funnier ones! rpm

12-01-2006, 01:44 PM	#2
aaf709 Ravenpaw of ThunderClan Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,836 My Car: 2005 Prius Package: #6 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTM Awards: 0 Friends: 0	This is probably apocryphal (and I've never tried it), but someone said if you say, "I have to crp," the response was "Sit Down." Now why it would have the phrase "Sit Down" in the database, I have NO clue. EDIT: I tried this on the way home.... ME: "I have to sht." NAV: "Showing Gas Stations"

12-01-2006, 02:40 PM	#3
eagle33199 Platinum Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,264 My Car: 2006 Prius Package: #7 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTM Awards: 0 Friends: 0	Two great ones from when one of my brothers was in the car (when it was brand new): "Name yourself!" "Showing Mexican restaurant icons." "Make me a sandwhich!" "That function is not available on this screen."

12-01-2006, 02:49 PM	#4
hyo silver awaaay Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 6,640 My Car: 2004 Prius Package: Base Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTM Awards: 0 Friends: 27	" Tea, Earl Grey. Hot." "Captain Picard, is that you? Wow, are you ever lost!" ...just kidding. I don't even have a nav system...