Am I the only one here who reads Hark! a Vagrant!?
Drive-through brushless wash.
The truth behind "Duck, Duck, Goose".
Suggestion: Don't use Norton.
I'd like to buy a vowel.
That post looks almost, but not quite, like English.
About one minute to get from my bedroom to my in-home office.
They're all PhDs (well, three of them are, and the one who isn't works for NASA). I believe they work at the University, not study there...
Gangnam Style is Soooo 2012. All the cool kids now are doing the Harlem Shake!
Looks like no meat for Tesco's today!
Groundhog Day is over-rated. Bill Murray starts out as a funny, fun guy, but by the end of the movie he's a boring wimp - you know, the type who...
I'm out of my element here.
Hello, Your Beemer Really Is Dumb.
To get the obvious ones out of the way first: PRIUS
Nope, because The Anti-Christ would get a lucrative offer from Fox News.
This is my personal favorite Monopoly piece:
Separate names with a comma.