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    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    I think that Santa Claus hates me
    You'd think I was a screaming banshee
    He pooped in my stocking
    Skwyre7, Dec 21, 2006
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    I think that Santa Claus hates me
    You'd think I was a screaming banshee
    He pooped in my stocking
    But what's even more shocking
    jared2, Dec 21, 2006
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    TonyPSchaefer Your Friendly Moderator

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    I think that Santa Claus hates me
    You'd think I was a screaming banshee
    He pooped in my stocking
    But what's even more shocking
    My wife can re-gift it, can't she?

    I once saw a tumble jum-tobler
    TonyPSchaefer, Dec 21, 2006
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    (Liked the oil of oley, but I see you noticed the rhyme was wrong) Re-gifting is great)
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    I once saw a tumble jum-tobler
    Riding a bumble-tub nobbler
    jared2, Dec 21, 2006
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    I once saw a tumble jum-tobler
    Riding a bumble-tub nobbler
    He gave me a wink
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    I once saw a tumble jum-tobler
    Riding a bumble-tub nobbler
    He gave me a wink
    I swore off the drink
    jared2, Dec 21, 2006
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    I once saw a tumble jum-tobler
    Riding a bumble-tub nobbler
    He gave me a wink
    I swore off the drink
    Then gorged myself on the peach cobbler

    Last night I dreamed of Mrs Claus
    chimohio, Dec 21, 2006
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    Last night I dreamed of Mrs Claus
    Having a fight with her in-laws
    jared2, Dec 21, 2006
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    Last night I dreamed of Mrs Claus
    Having a fight with her in-laws
    They really never approved
    EddieF, Dec 21, 2006
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    Last night I dreamed of Mrs Claus
    Having a fight with her in-laws
    They really never approved
    When she had Santa's whisky removed
    jared2, Dec 21, 2006
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    Last night I dreamed of Mrs Claus
    Having a fight with her in-laws
    They really never approved
    When she had Santa's whisky removed
    But you must take the good with the flaws.

    There once was a man named Sedan
    EddieF, Dec 22, 2006
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    There once was a man named Sedan
    Who was gonna rob the bank with his plan
    chimohio, Dec 22, 2006
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    There once was a man named Sedan
    Who was gonna rob the bank with his plan
    To open the safe
    MegansPrius, Dec 22, 2006
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    There once was a man named Sedan
    Who was gonna rob the bank with his plan
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    With a shapely young waif
    Starfall, Dec 22, 2006
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    I'm anything but a rich guy
    EddieF, Dec 23, 2006
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(EddieF @ Dec 23 2006, 09:25 AM) [snapback]365966[/snapback]</div>
    Well, I don't think Longfellow has anything to worry about!
    Wetnabber, Dec 23, 2006
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    I'm anything but a rich guy
    I'm timid & bashful & shy
    Starfall, Dec 23, 2006
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    If only you knew
    dreichla, Dec 23, 2006
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    I'm anything but a rich guy
    I'm timid & bashful & shy
    If only you knew
    What my pets see me do
    chimohio, Dec 23, 2006
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    You'd just shake your head and say, "Why?"

    I feel Santa's presence is near!
    dreichla, Dec 24, 2006
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