I was listening to the Iris Dement album Infamous Angel, and it occurred to me that what we Pastafarians need are some good songs. Rastafarians have reggae, and Protestants have gospel, and Catholics have Gregorian chant. So I was thinking how the wobblies took gospel songs and changed the words to suit their own ideas, and it seemed to me that we could do the same. And easily. All we have to do is substitute the word "noodly" wherever it fits. An example, from a song on the above-mentioned album: "...Lord lift me up, and let me stand my faith on heaven's noodly land, A higher plane than I have found, Lord plant my feet on noodly ground. My heart has no desire to stay where doubts arise and fears dismay, Though some may dwell where these abound, my prayer my aim is noodly ground..." Next time you're at a revival meeting or Baptist church and they start to sing, just toss in a few noodlies here and there.