Things that make you think twice.

Go ahead and post weird things that make you think twice.

Signs on stores that say "No Animals".

What, they don't want any customers? People are animals. Some more so than others, perhaps....

lol, I've got a good one.
I'm just afraid to say it.

By the way Hyo,
We'd all be allowed in Pet Smart. (;

Something about "No Pets"?

when people in the news say something like, "the SUV ran down the paper boy"

Hmmm.
I don't get it.

The SUV is not a thinking, sentient being.

Tom

"Keep door closed at all times!"

Then why have a door?

Tom

locks on the doors at 24 hour groceries/gas stations.

A lack of locks on the doors of some Denny's restaurants (open 24 hours) caused a problem one year when they decided to close for Christmas...

My favourite is a recorded announcement when entering the local local airport;

"No smoking is allowed in this airport".

Do they also have "The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only."? Or is that red zone? (Airplane!)

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

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Messages left on answering machines that say "I hope you get this message".

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Here're stacks of "double takes"

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One of my favorites from the above:

"If a man speaks in a forest and there are no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

Haha, I have to admit, that's cute.

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?