Things that make you think twice.

The Pancake Kitchen in Adelaide actually has no lock on the door, no lock at all. Yep, opened 24/7

When I was a mechanic I wondered at the magic in Nissan cars, they often had a lighted sign on the door to let you know the "door is ajar"
Funny that, a moment ago it was just a door, now it's a jar.

Ha, good one.

Why can’t a baby cry while it’s inside its mother?

It's submerged. We don't breathe air until we get out, and that first cry is a big part of inflating the lungs for the first time.

Black Lights

When expressing a lack of concern for a topic Americans say,
"I could care less!"
If you could care less then you must care some hey!!

Not that it bothers me, really I couldn't care less!!

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.


A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.


How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?


I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.


Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Government Worker (or is that an oxymoron?)

I know you believe you understand what I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!

Oops. Sorry. I was watching where I wasn't going.

they hiccup

Why does the word 'Prius' in my posts on PriusChat get flagged in my browser as a misspelled word?

Last name first, first name last, and middle initial at the end.

Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

Right here.

Love that holiday spirit!

DH watched this (over my shoulder), and his response was...

"GEEEEEEEEEEE"

Wow.