We haven't had a good cat thread in awhile.

I like Boris

^ should play for the US Olympic basketball team.

1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your cat in that box
3: Make her open the box...
And that's the way you do it!

They say he is playing with her neck chain, but I suspect it's something else.

Jerk cat

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One of our meezers just has to do something like this on a near daily basis. We need to leave unbreakable bait in the most likely locations, just as my parents had to leave sacrificial snacks (usually stale bread) near the edge of the kitchen counter within easy reach of a certain dog.

Our Tabby has a thing about pens. She sees one on the table (usually while she is sitting on DH's lap), and she must fish it out with one paw, and then off the edge. Once it hits the floor, she doesn't care about it.

My cat has a thing about pens, too. She doesn't like being pet with a hand, but if you offer her a pen, she'll rub against that for hours.

{Russian accent}

In America, you give dogs clicker training...

...In Soviet Russia, cat gives you clicker training.

So that is how those ceiling tiles fell on me!

I was so focused on the simultaneous Nisqually Earthquake that I didn't notice the cat coming down with them, but it does explain the scratches on my arm.