What the heck has happened to Shame Warne?

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  1. GrumpyCabbie

    GrumpyCabbie Senior Member

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    What on earth has Liz Hurley done to him? Just seen him on the news and he looks like a cross between a Thunderbirds puppet and a Hairdresser.

    Gone are the days of hard drinking and womanising I guess. :(

    His new ways are a nail in the coffin for the rest of mankind :eek:


    Shane Warne out of retirement for Big Bash League | Mail Online
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    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    Liz Hurley could do that to a man.

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    hyo silver Awaaaaay

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    Liz Hurley could do whatever she wants to a man.

    edit: On second thought, I take that back. True or not, it's not how a relationship should be.
     
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    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    How about Liz Hurley wearing a sheep costume? That would be something.

    ;)

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    hyo silver Awaaaaay

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    No, it's the wolves who wear sheep's clothing, not the cougars. :rolleyes:
     
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    I've just noticed the Freudian slip in the threads title. Indeed shame now describes Shane for selling out in the name of feminism. :D

    There was a video clip of him today wearing eye liner!




    Shane, what's going on mate. You were the lads lad, the drinking mans man. Don't tell me the Aussies are going soft?!? ;)

    Hmmm, could that be the cause of their losing streak? :eek:

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    (England had better win next time or I'm in trouble here :cool:)
     
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    Bottom line, he's with her, you and I are not, a romantic relationship is something that's the business of the involved,imho

    Trying to un-stick tongue from floor;), love her aura.
     
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    Actually, I think that it may have been Liz's influence to get him to get back into the game. I believe that he is still going to coach the Rajasthan Royals, just not play, so to be playing in the Australian 20/20 comp means that we will still be able to witness that fantasic bowling for at least one more season. And if I get to see that, then I don't care what he looks like.

    In a recent interview on Australian TV, he claimed that all the recent hype about makeovers and cosmetic surgery is pure rubbish - he has just "decided" to get himself fit.

    Be prepared to be in trouble. I think that we have now sorted out the batting, but still need to do some work finding a regular set of bowlers. I doubt that there will ever be another Warnie, and I think that the Australian selectors are slowly realising this. But should have the bowlers sorted out in time for the next Ashes tour.