Talking sex robot

Hmmm, the "voice" can be turned off, and its rechargeable

Two please

 

Maybe they will have some they rent out? :madgrin:

 

Does a sleazy hotel room come with the rental, or is that extra?

OTOH I can see the elevators in most Vegas casino's being populated by all kinds of different ..ummmm.. 'occupants' with card readers in hidden places.

 

What Would Isaac Asimov Say? Can I bid on the rights to this movie now?

 

I would like the rental of the robot and room to be separate in case I want to take her on a camping trip. :madgrin:

 

There has got to be a Lease Plan. You trade her in at the end of 3 years for a new one. But, hey there's a mileage limit of course. Because you don't want to buy/lease one that's too used with TMU (true mileage unknown)

 

Do you have to give them a cleaning deposit? :madgrin:

 

A talking robot??? I would be afraid it would ask me to do chores....

 

And just be really, really careful when it asks you "Does my robutt look big in this?"

 

Very good. ound:

 

She talks in her sleep? WHY? I find that just a bit creepy.

It's really kind of sad that people can't just be there for each other - that someone would have to invent/buy a robot to provide companionship (which is what this is about. The sex part doesn't require the conversational capability). Gee. We need an "adopt a lonely geek" day or something.

 

Roxxxy won't be available for delivery for several months, but Hines is taking pre-orders through his Web site, TrueCompanion.com, where thousands of men have signed up.

sooo...what is the root of the problem here?

the thousands of men who signed up or the millions of women who caused the thousands of men to sign up?

does bring up interesting questions;

what if you are in the middle of doing something, the robot's battery dies in the middle of her orgasm right as she is clenching down and...

911 operator; what is your emergency?
...
911 operator; im sorry, you are stuck in what??

 

Exactly. :madgrin:

 

Creepy and annoying. :madgrin:

 

Yes, what does that say about our society in general?

I would have to suggest the millions of women who caused the thousands of lonely, heartbroken men to sign up. Like the lonely geek co-worker of mine, he will probably never try again to get a girlfriend

I've said it before and will say it again: most women do NOT want a "nice" guy, they want a bad boy with the promise of excitement and adventure

Once I stopped trying, and started acting very aloof around women, they came back for more. Seems most women LIKE being ignored and toyed with!

I would have designed that part to be "fail safe" much like an industrial valve. Google "pinch valve" and you'll know EXACTLY what I'm talking about

A valve can be designed to either fail closed, or fail open. I think in this case, I would design the ... part ... to fail open. I would also have some sort of emergency release system

Just annoying. The Version 2.0 model will ship with a remote control, and yes, it will have a Mute button

 

I was thinking of the universal icon for shutting up: a mouth with a piece of duct tape over it

 

You can go here and get one that doesn't talk.

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You've been doing research, haven't you? :madgrin: