Talking sex robot

What happens after closing time at Robots-R-Us?

If there's battery power remaining, would the Rocky's & Roxxy's start rockin & rollin, using WD-40, if you get the gist?

 

I would order mine that way ...

I was thinking more of Jigaloo

Jig-A-Loo - an invisible silicone-based lubricant and water-repellent !

but would never try to force my choice of personal lubricant onto another person

 

Lubra Penetra sounds like something you could buy at the adult toy store. :madgrin:

 

I wonder if they have a hands free mode to use while driving?

 

Did you ever see "The World According to Garp"? I'd wait until I could park the car somewhere.

 

If Toyota reworked that robot to make her fix gas pedals and brake software we'd be on the right track.

 

Seems I recall that horrible incident happened WHILE the car was parked

SCREEEEECH CRASH CHOMP

 

I get it by the case

 

That book scarred me for life. I read it when I was 13.

Not something I would recommend. I still can't ... you know... without a bit of apprehension.

 

But... who would make a sex robot that has teeth?

 

who would really want it to talk during sex?



let it moan, groan, and bark like a dog

 

I personally don't allow it. Amazing true story: a guy I knew in the Army, was in the middle of having you-know-what done to him, while his sweetie and him were in the shower

She slipped, and chomped - HARD. Apparently, it was horrific

Call me a prude, but I Just Say No

An Evil Person, that's who!

I would prefer meow like a cat, but to each their own

 

you do mean JUST in hazardous situations, right? :huh:

 

I wish I could remember what you're missing.

- D

 

OK, maybe not hammocks, moving cars (and you thought cellphones could be a distraction!), ski lifts, glass elevators.....but never? Prude.

 

What has been seen cannot be unseen. :nono:

 

Thank goodness for that. Finding new and interesting p0rn is getting tougher all the time but I keep checking.

 

LMAO!

I'm at work and everything.. you made me laugh out loud!

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Smart Arse.

 

Hmn... but not denying anything. I love Oregon.

- D