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Talking sex robot

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by qbee42, Feb 1, 2010.

  1. DaveinOlyWA

    DaveinOlyWA 3rd Time was Solariffic!!

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    so she is watching as you type this?
     
  2. qbee42

    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    Thank goodness for this thread. Otherwise I would be forced to read all of the "MY BRAKES FAILED AND CAUSED ME TO DIE A FIERY DEATH!" threads.

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    Is there an agency that I can report a sex robot "accident" to? I'm not sure I like the thought that I can't complain if I somehow have an "accident". :madgrin:
     
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    SPEEDEAMON Professional Car Nut

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    This may have been posted before but




    There will always be weirdos especially in Japan
     
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    dogfriend Human - Animal Hybrid

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    How surprising that his occupation is an engineer? :madgrin:


    HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
     
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    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    :mad:
     
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    hyo silver Awaaaaay

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    Aren't you married anyway? Uh oh, that's two strikes for Tom. ;)
     
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    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    Only for 34 years. It's still too early to tell if it will work out. Until then, I'm trying to keep my options open. :cool:

    Tom
     
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    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    Last night's episode of The Big Bang Theory had something relating to this. Leonard and Sheldon have a "roommate agreement" contract that covers such things as visiting the Large Hadron Collider, being invited to swim in Bill Gate's swimming pool, and suddenly gaining superpowers. Surprisingly, there is nothing in the agreement relating to girlfriends. When asked why they failed to cover the possibility of girlfriends, Leonard replied: "We didn't think it was likely."

    For those of you yet to see The Big Bang Theory, here is a link to some of the videos:

    Video Collections: Top Clips from The Big Bang Theory - CBS.com

    Tom
     
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    I think that's a really good plan. However, there are weirdos in other occupations, its just not as high of a concentration. :D
     
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    Would you accept a $35 inflatable surrogate?

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    Impressive specs.

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    Oops, forgot the musical accompaniment;

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54_JIi-tlM0&feature=related"]YouTube- I Want Ewe To Want Me...Cheap Date[/ame]
     
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    dogfriend Human - Animal Hybrid

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    Does it include a patch kit? :madgrin:
     
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    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    WooHoo! An inflatable party sheep! Wait until Pat sees this.

    Tom
     
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    Married her when I was 19. It will be 34 years this July. Still enjoying the honeymoon.
     
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    Great...more sheep sex talk. :rolleyes:

    Ewe 'd think we'd be over that baaaahhd topic already.
     
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    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    Dragged your feet, huh. I was 18 when I married my wife. I tell people that the key to our marriage is that we went through puberty together.

    Tom
     
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    You beat me by a year.

    I met my wife when I was 16 and asked her to marry me within 3 months. We waited until I graduated from high school (she was already out) and had one year of college under my belt before getting married.

    I doubt there are many of us that married so young and are still married.
     
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    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    This is exactly the way it played out for us. I was 16 when we started dating. When we were married, I had one year of college and my wife two. I suspect the 18 vs 19 is a function of where our birthdays fall in the school year. I was nearly 19.

    As for being married to the same person for 34 or 35 years, do you ever feel like a fugitive from the law of averages?

    Tom
     
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    Yes, you are. But in a GOOD way