Daniel's Psychotic Hot-Line Prediction Thread

Since I have clearly demonstrated psychic powers by correctly predicting the winner of the hockey game at the Olympics (in the Olympic gold hockey thread) I feel I am justified in claiming to be psychic (or psychotic, if you prefer) and offering my services as a psychic. You are invited to post questions here for free psychic analysis. {The small print: Political questions will not be answered, since politics belongs in the politics forum. I reserve the right not to answer questions if the answers might embarrass me.}

 

Yes, and no, in that order.

No.

I assume you meant to say "laid," and the answer is Not until after I win the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes, and get elected as a spontaneous write-in candidate for President of the United States. Both of those things will happen when Hell freezes over and the Pope carves an image of Haile Selassie in cheddar cheese and issues a Papal bull declaring it to be the second coming of Jesus. In other words, the chances are slim. But I'm not giving up hope.

 

Sorry. This questions has political overtones since Ms. Palin is a former governor and a former candidate for vpotus. See the rules in post #1. Any answer I were to give would likely result in rancorous political arguments.

 

Sorry. Ms. Palin is a political subject, regardless of which magazine you wish to associate her with.

Yes, and yes. But that's irrelevant to the prediction.

You will gain employment, designing "Homeless & Hungry" signs for others to hold at Walmart parking lot entrances. You will establish an Amazon store to sell the signs and you will be so successful at it that you will be listed in Forbes as the 432nd richest man in the world. Your wealth will make you conservative, and you will endow a foundation dedicated to lobbying for laws prohibiting people from holding "Homeless & Hungry" signs at Walmart parking lot entrances.

Yes, definitely.

1. March 21st, 2032;
2. Yes
3. No, not replace it, but in the same year you get your flying car there will be a televised brawl from the Olympics between Manchester United Curling team hooligans and the Leipzig beer pong hooligans as each gang mistakes the other for supporters of a rival team in its own sport.

 

According to the Pauli exclusion principle, there can only be one official psychic per chat board. So you will not become a psychic as long as you are a member of Prius Chat. However, anybody can become psycho if they want to. Just watch TV news for a while. (I did it without watching TV, but that takes a higher level of dedication.)