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Daniel's Psychotic Hot-Line Prediction Thread

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by daniel, Mar 1, 2010.

  1. samiam

    samiam Antipodean Prius Poster

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    Are Elvis, Jimi, & Janis really jammin together in the afterlife?
    (I'm assuming here that psychics have to believe in an afterlife/otherside/post-spaghetti thingee of some sort).
     
  2. daniel

    daniel Cat Lovers Against the Bomb

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    No. They are alive and well in Dubuke, Iowa, where they play polka music in local bars using the names Bully Bob, Jimmy the Joker, and Swingin' Sally Saffron.

    Sorry to disappoint you, but there is no afterlife. All religions are wrong on that score. But a surprising number of famous people fake their own deaths, move to small towns, and live inconspicuous lives as ordinary people. They are "sighted" from time to time but nobody takes the sightings seriously because they are too mundane, and the disguises are too good. There is a little-known industry of helping formerly famous people "pass" as ordinary.
     
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    That's Dubuque, Iowa.

    "Normal" is a setting on a clothes dryer.

    I'm enjoying this thread :p
     
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    Or sitting on a washing machine full of towels on spin cycle...:eek:
     
  5. daniel

    daniel Cat Lovers Against the Bomb

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    Oops! Well, I said I had psychic powers. I never said I could spell. :embarassed: :rolleyes:
     
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    Oh isn't THAT the truth

    BTW: the Emergency Fund To Get Daniel Laid now stands at $250. I'd prefer at least $750, we need a Classy Gal to entertain him
     
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    Dear Resident Psychic Daniel:

    Will those of us who frequent FHOP ever get a life or are we doomed to forever lurk in this forum?
     
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    Dear Daniel,

    We are going shopping for socks for my 8 year old today. He has sensory issues. He has convinced himself that all socks except for the ones on his feet are flawed and has been wearing the same pair so long, he told me today that they literally can stand on their own.

    Will we find the magic socks today?
    *fingers and toes crossed*
     
  9. daniel

    daniel Cat Lovers Against the Bomb

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    This question asks for one answer to apply to a large group of people. Questions of this sort seldom have one answer for everyone. And this is no exception.

    Of course, no one will lurk here forever because we all die after a while. But that's nit-picking and I know it misrepresents what you intended to ask.

    So the answer is, some will spend the rest of their lives addicted to FHOP, and others will get a life. A few will even leave FHOP but merely move on to other, poorer, web sites. I used to spend a lot of time on a wild and woolly unmoderated site, and I left it, but rather than getting a life, I came here.

    There are no magic socks. You will find socks as good as his present socks were when new, but he is so convinced that his present socks are the only good ones that you will have difficulty convincing him. Be firm. Find some nice soft socks and insist he wear them. Let him try some silk or synthetic sock liners of the sort hikers wear. Silk is very comfortable.

    If you are assertive, you will solve your problem.

    And if you do find socks that really are magic, buy me a pair and I'll reimburse you for them. I'd love to have magic socks that would carry me instantly anywhere I want to go, saving me the nuisance of cars and airplanes.

    But you won't find magic socks because they don't exist, and have not existed since the time of the Thousand Nights and a Night. (A.k.a. The 1,001 Arabian Nights.)
     
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    daniel Cat Lovers Against the Bomb

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    Beautiful!!!