God forced to recall humans

I'd go along with the recall

 

How much will NHTSA fine for the late notification?

 

It would probably just be easier to send the rains again.

 

That's off the table.
It will be by fire this time.

 

I also want fire - lot's and lot's of fire

Maybe an ending like the Nicholas Cage movie "Knowing," that would be pretty cool

I mean, hot

 

Even if there really were a god, there's no need for a recall. We're doing a pretty good job of elimination already. There's more collateral damage than necessary, but like every other mass extinction, enough will survive to start anew.

 

Good Lord... Not another recall!

 

We should not be surprised.
We were all warned long ago:

"You are a fluke of the universe
You have no right to be here.
And whether you know it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back."

The Rules are so simple too:

Late breaking news:

God in His infinite wisdom, after consulting with the Holy Ghost and His
Son, who currently runs the earthly arm of the exclusive salvation
business, released an 11th Commandment:

11. Thou shalt not be dumber than a box of rocks.

Film at 11.

 

I believe this happened before, remember Noah and the Ark?

 

The Royal Affair

"I love you Fluffy ...."

Oh, that is just PRICELESS