Products that people dream up

Another useless product. Everyone knows the only way for a woman to remain firm and wrinkle-free is to sleep hanging by her feet. That way gravity's effects are balanced. (And so is the woman)

 

I need to more closely study this wrinkled cleavage problem to fully understand it. :madgrin:

On a side note, I wish that women would stop getting those things tattooed. I have a difficult time not staring at them anyway without the added impulse to decipher the meaning of the said tattoo.

 

Based on the last two posts, I am guessing the tattoo says "This end up"

 

I can't tell you, I was too busy looking at her rack. :madgrin:


There is no reason to add additional ornamentation. My brain is hard wired to look anyway.

 

I think you should give these folks the benefit of the doubt.

Me, personally, I would not want to make up my mind until I
saw several live demos, including multiple angles. I am sure
many men would agree with my assessment. :-D

 

I do not know... at least when they've got a tattoo you have an excuse when the wife/girlfriend catches you looking :-p

 

Need to see before and after shots.

 

Good thinking. Plus, then you can say 'nice tatts'.

Referring to the tattoos, of course.

 

Do they have a 'moobs' version out yet?