Emergency Bra: Unsnap, separate cups, inhale...

I don't care what they say, I'm still going to be searching for a well endowed woman in the event of an emergency. After all, I'm usually looking even when there isn't an emergency. :madgrin:

 

It only goes up to 40C... granted, that's pretty generous, but I can't wear it.

I would think that they could come up with a better plan than "remove the bra".

 

Rae, it's supposed to be a face mask, not a parachute.

 

*Man suddenly runs into room
Man: "Honey, I just heard on the radio that there was a meltdown at the nuclear power facility!"
Woman: "Oh dear, whatever shall we do?"
Man: "There's only one thing that can help us now... you have to take off your bra!"

 

There is never a better plan than "remove the bra". Ever. No matter the circumstance.

With the possible exception of "remove the panties, too."

 

Well, you had to know this would go bad in a hurry. Strangely enough, there might not be any difficulty staying on topic.

 

In the event of impending doom, I will just snap my fingers, point at the nearest woman, and say "bra, panties."

 

Did you watch the video?

"it takes 25 seconds to use the emergency bra. Five seconds for the woman to remove and convert it, and another 20 seconds to decide which man she will save with the other cup." (as I remember it)

Demanding it may not be the best way to get selected...

 

Wait, there was a video? I'd better wait until i get home... wouldn't want someone glance over my shoulder at work as I watched an instructional video on bra removing in an emergency

 

Asking politely well in advance of any emergency is probably the wisest course of action. Rae, if we're ever travelling together and it just so happens that we need face masks....

 

Oh, look! a butterfly....

 

Finally... somebody was listening to my suggestions...


Now to schedule emergency drills...