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I got frisked at LAX by a TSA agent

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by SPEEDEAMON, Nov 29, 2010.

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  1. Tech_Guy

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    Who said that our government is cold, impersonal and out of touch with the public? Look at the brighter side, this is probably the only time you will ever get one-to-one personal treatment from your kind and thoughtful government.

    The only person that the government won't touch is Nicky Diaz Santillan (Meg whitman's former housekeeper).

    Keith
     
    #21 Tech_Guy, Dec 3, 2010
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    SNL skit

    Wow! That Taiwanese animation was awesome! It was better than this SNL skit I heard about on the TWiT podcast.


    I wonder when it'll get yanked.
     
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    But what if I WANT to get groped?

    They never want to touch me then ...

    :pound:
     
    #24 jayman, Dec 8, 2010
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    You know, if I wanted somebody halfheartedly patting my groin without eye contact, I'd get married.
     
    #25 Silver bullit, Dec 8, 2010
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    Ha! And they'd probably tell you it's just a job to them.
     
    #26 Pinto Girl, Dec 8, 2010
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    Let's see, do I want to be groped or irradiated.

    Groped. Irradiated. Hmmm... think I'll go with groped.
     
    #27 Rae Vynn, Dec 8, 2010
  8. hyo silver

    hyo silver Awaaaaay

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    I think I'll take the train.

    Or maybe spend my tourist dollars at home.
     
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    I just got back from Kona, Hawai'i. At airport security there was nothing but the old metal detector.

    Hey, Pinto Girl, long time so see! It's great to see you back here!
     
    #29 daniel, Dec 14, 2010
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    I don't understand the viagra cartoon panel...or maybe I do...but that can't be it, can it????
     
    #30 cyberpriusII, Dec 14, 2010
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    #31 Rae Vynn, Dec 20, 2010
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    Is "waste" a metaphore like "junk"?

    -Brad
     
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    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    :eek:

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    No, when he ran his hand into my DEPENDS, he found the "waste":D
     
    #34 SPEEDEAMON, Dec 20, 2010
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    I'm still waiting to get frisked
     
    #35 jayman, Dec 21, 2010
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    Did anyone LOOK at my link? Seriously. It's cute.
     
    #36 Rae Vynn, Dec 21, 2010
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    The one with Santa, eight dancing reindeer, and Rudolph with his nose so bright? Yeah, that was cute. :)
     
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    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    No, I didn't look at it, but I did think Rudolph's nose was cute.

    :rolleyes:

    Tom
     
    #38 qbee42, Dec 22, 2010
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    How many guys want to fess up to looking at a naked Santa Claus? Nope, I didn't look....laughed too much.
     
    #39 FL_Prius_Driver, Dec 22, 2010
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    It must be really cold at North Pole Airport. Not even the reindeer have any junque.
     
    #40 fuzzy1, Dec 22, 2010
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