Do you.....porn?

I actually found this really interesting. Being raised in a super Christian environment, I was always told porn was always a horribly awful thing.

...never stopped me though =X

 

Norman Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
Him I beg your pardon?
Norman Your wife...does she, er, does she 'go' - eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Say no more.
Him Well, she sometimes goes, yes.
Norman I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge.
Him I'm sorry, I don't quite follow you.
Norman Follow me. Follow me. I like that. That's good. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? (elbow gesture; rubs it)
Him Are you trying to sell something?
Norman Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. (hand tilting quickly) Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. (leaning over to him, making eye gesture; speaks slowly) Say...no...more. (leans back as if having imparted a great secret)
Him But...
Norman (stops him with finger which he lays alongside nose; gives slight tap) Your wife is she, eh... is she a sport. Eh?
Him She likes sport, yes!
Norman I bet she does, I bet she does! Him She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact. Norman (leans across, looking away) Who isn't, eh? Know what I mean. Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around, eh? Been around?
Him She's traveled. She's from Purley.
Norman Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Purley, say no more. Purley, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.
Him (about to speak; can't think of anything to say)
Norman (leers, grinning) Your wife interested in er... (waggles head, leans across) photographs, eh? Know what I mean? Photographs, 'he asked him knowingly'.
Him Photography?
Norman Yes. Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more?
Him Holiday snaps?
Norman Could be, could be taken on holiday. Could be yes - swimming costumes. Know what I mean. Candid photography. Know what I mean, nudge nudge.
Him No, no we don't have a camera.
Norman Oh. Still (slaps hands lightly twice) Woah! Eh? Wo-oah! Eh?
Him Look, are you insinuating something?
Norman Oh...no...no... Yes.
Him Well?
Norman Well. I mean. Er, I mean. You're a man of the world, aren't you...I mean, er, you've er... you've been there haven't you...I mean you've been around...eh?
Him What do you mean?
Norman Well I mean like you've er...you've done it...I mean like, you know...you've...er...you've slept...with a lady.
Him Yes.
Norman What's it like?

Thank You Monty Python

 

I believe porn is safer than religion. Because religion is the cause of many wars.
I don't recall any pron that caused wars.[/QUOTE]


- no, no wars... but it caused some women (or even worse, teens ) to be kidnapped or forced to sexual slavery, abuse, etc., including filming porn movies.

- Alex

 

I wonder where SHE lives? LOL....

 

Seriously, I NEVER watch porn. But "friends" of mine can recommend several good sites

 

This GIF made this thread worth reading.

 

Calls for a +2 instead of the usual +1.

 

I'd rather the MILF since I'm in that age range )

 

By no means am I innocent of enjoying amm0bob's gif above or images of the female form but I still believe that "Porn" is a boil on the nice person of society. In it's present form at least.

 

Personally... the definition of "porn" by the religious factions is the boil on the nice person of society.

Humans are born naked.

That means the creator WANTS you to be naked... anybody that doesn't believe that, probably reads the books written by men to keep certain men in power and believes the words therein.

Reverend Bob Jr
Church of the Living Bob

 

Go read the "Song of Solomon" also known as the "Song of Songs" as to the second part of your post . . . That's why I never listen to them without checking the veracity of their interpretations. It ain't hard.

 

That's what she said...

And the longer gif of the gals isn't really what I want my folks in the IT unit seeing on here... cause it's sorta...

 

Occasionally on my hotmail I will get gifs like that and tell myself I will NEVER buy from them...if an advertiser has to resort to that, the product must not be very good.

Just like for years Detroit made car ads appealing to power and sex that tells me nothing about the quality of the car.

 

Always? For example, let's say the product is plastic surgery units for .......