Score 1 for Pastafarianism and the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

How do you know?

 

Because he or she speaks to me from the strainer, and offers no words of advice or wisdom, and doesn't care what I do.

 

Well I guess we all have to have something to believe in.

 

Might as well since there is no invisible god, so believing in The Spaghetti Monster is at least something you can see.

 

It's written in The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, written by the Prophet Bobby Henderson, and available from Amazon and in bookstores everywhere. And we know the Gospel of the FSM is True because it promises us a beer volcano in heaven, which is more than you can say about the Torah, the Christian Bible, the Qur'an, the Bagavad Ghita, the Dead Sea Scrolls, the Book of Mormon, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, the Martian Chronicles, or any other scriptures.

 

The Gospel of the FSM is true because it is written in the Gospel of the FSM.

The Beer Volcano is a fringe benefit.

 

This is hilarious! I've seen a picture of FSM so it's more believable than an imaginary sky daddy. Science has shown that heaven can't be real LOL

 

And for a moment I thought you put me on your ignore list. Love you D!

 

Really?! Do enlighten me.

 

Being a good Agnostic, I can't prove whether Heaven or Hell exist. However, if one takes the Bible literally, I can prove that Heaven is hotter than Hell.

 

Hell exists, in Michigan, at the junction of County Highway D32 and Silver Hill Road, adjacent to Scream's Ice Cream & Halloween Restaurant, in zip code 48169. Even has its own Church of Hell.

Heaven, on the other hand, does not exist. Not even in Iowa. No listing for it at all in Googlemaps. Of course, the Google company may be deliberately masking it, one never can tell what godless corporations are capable of.

No sign of the Beer Volcano either, but that's probably due to not knowing the Beer Volcano's actual name (Rolling Molten Rock Mountain??? Foam Krakatoa??? Who knows???). Googlemaps is still a work in progress so I'm sure it will erupt onto the scene eventually.

 

Sometimes I ignore Prius Chat. And I generally ignore some forums and lots of threads, but I don't use the "ignore" function.

There are a number of places named Hell. I've been to 2 or 3 of them. But you are wrong when you say heaven does not exist. I can prove it: The beer volcano is in heaven. The Gospel of the FSM says there's a beer volcano. Therefore heaven must exist. However, it's not on Google Earth because it's not on the Earth. It's in Heaven. If Google ever releases Google Heaven, it will show the beer volcano. Why anybody would doubt a religion that has a beer volcano is really beyond me.

 

That is actually kind of funny.

 

Oh, no! Google Heaven sounds like an agnostic's worst nightmare! And I don't like beer.

 

Google Heaven would be horrible!

Christian: There are MUSLIMS here!?

Muslim: There are CHRISTIANS here?!

(Christian and Muslim use Google Heaven to find and attack each other. They meet and take another at Google Heaven)

Christian and Muslim in unison: There are JEWS here?!?!

 

In Pastafarianism's Heaven there IS a Beer Volcano...

Your own private hell that's for sure... sorry to hear that you'll not be in heaven with us Bra... well, if you'uns were ta be a goin ta heaven and all, it sure would sound like you'd be a goin through some kind of hell and all cause you ain't a fan of the brew... which we all know is the creator of civilization.

 

Re: In Pastafarianism's Heaven there IS a Beer Volcano...

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.â€

Benjamin Franklin

I don't believe in Benji's imaginary friend but appreciate the sentiment.

 

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the actual license:


I am thinking about using one next time

 

I'm thirsty. What I really need is to drink a cereal crop with a nasty aftertaste!