Cripes, I got attacked by the paint scratcher gnomes

Arggghhhh! Paint gnomes hate Prii! Mine just got hit along the right side door panels, front fender, and in general, all over the right side. Looks less "keyed" (not ruling it out) and more like someone drove my car through a forest of steel wool. Examples below. I am the only one who drives this car, so I am clueless how it happened. Getting paint estimates this week for my insurance company.

What does it look like happened here?

 

I want an active force field around the thing 24/7.

 

In a thread about Hummers, just a few weeks ago, where a troll came in and bashed everything Prii, and touted how good Hummers are/were for the world (he got banned, btw), I told a funny story about a Hummer driver at a gas station. I think he found my car. That, or I might be paranoid.

 

Update:
Car got its entire right side repainted last week. I waited until the gnomes got tired of my car and moved their operation elsewhere. $1,585. Insurance picked up all but $100. And - get this - the place detailed the car completely after finishing it! But I work at a food store, so those pesky shopping carts are sure to find their way into my car like a magnet eventually, no matter how hard I try to park it in a safe place.

 

Seems to match up just fine. Hasn't been very sunny here, so its a bad time to really view it properly. Time will tell with the 2.5 years difference if one side fades more than the other. I probably won't notice though - by the time I'd walk around to the other side and look for any differences, my eyes old won't be able to tell.

I'm just thankful it is just paint, and not a repair from a crash, or from running into an iPod'er walking across the bow from not hearing the car coming being that is a 2010 and doesn't have the noisemaker the '12's must include. (long run-on sentence there, sorry)

 

Damn grocery cart hit the left front wheel well area this week and did a number. On the plus side, the repainted entire right side of the car is holding up just fine - no unusual fading and still can't detect any differences.