What every man wants for Christmas

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(efusco @ Dec 20 2006, 02:47 PM) [snapback]364743[/snapback]</div>

I believe it all, except for the minus (-) rocker switch on the "boobs" button.

 

Perfect! My fiancee has been asking me for weeks what I wanted, and not wanting her to spend a lot I've said, "nothing." This has to be cheap! Where can she get one??

:lol:

 

"Where can she get one??"

The same place she can pick up the divorce forms.

 

And I was hoping for a supply of these to affix to Monster Trucks clogging the parking lots of my fair city

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Dec 20 2006, 11:50 AM) [snapback]364747[/snapback]</div>

Either extreme throws the body out of proportion.

 

efusco, may be you should add a "give birth" button so YOU don't have to go through all the pain and suffering of a pregnancy.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Wait wait wait...who says that guys are the only ones who need that? Personally...a button to push to stop PMS, seems like a dream. And if you haven't seen a man whine you haven't seen one with a cold.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(efusco @ Dec 20 2006, 12:47 PM) [snapback]364743[/snapback]</div>

I don't know if it's what most men want, but here's some more sexism. All you need to know about the difference between men and women:

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Thanks to Pogo, Tony and Efusco for the laughs.

 

I already included this remote in my Santa's list, does it use Lipo batteries?

 

I got one of those remotes for Christmas last year. I couldn't find the right code to make it work with my wife. That's the trouble with universal remotes.

Tom

 

Men have an off switch?

 

LOL!!

 

baaaahhh,
I thought this was going to be about sex.

 

it's not by any means direct but...

 

Who said it was off?

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