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This is why women live longer than men...

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by rpiereck, Mar 28, 2008.

  1. rpiereck

    rpiereck Regenerator

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    Here are 7 pictures that show why women live longer than men...

    Jackstands? Who needs them?!
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    Necessity is the mother of invention...
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    And to think those wusses at the power company use cleats and harnesses for this easy job!
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    He's still wondering why he got fired that day...
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    Hey guys, that's an awful lot of protective gear for such a small chlorine gas leak!
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    #1 - Put steel ladder on water
    #2 - Step barefoot on steel ladder
    #3 - Use your power tools to accomplish your job
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    And the winner is:

    How drunk do you have to be before this starts to look like a good idea?
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    #1 rpiereck, Mar 28, 2008
  2. patsparks

    patsparks An Aussie perspective

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    It was nearly knock off time and they were thinking of their wives when they made those decisions.
     
    #2 patsparks, Mar 28, 2008
  3. hyo silver

    hyo silver Awaaaaay

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    I've heard a rumour that married people live longer. I think it just feels like it. :tape2:
     
    #3 hyo silver, Mar 28, 2008
  4. rpiereck

    rpiereck Regenerator

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    Well, they say that if love is blind then marriage is an eye opener! :eek:
     
    #4 rpiereck, Mar 28, 2008
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    bestmapman 04, 07 ,08, 09, 10, 16, 21 Prime

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    OH that is a good post. That made my morning!
     
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    F8L Protecting Habitat & AG Lands

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    I thought it was because men just eventually give up and die after being married so long??? :confused:

    Hahaha KIDDING!

    *hides*
     
    #6 F8L, Mar 28, 2008
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    Cause we get men to do the heavy stuff!

    You forgot #4--Use duct tape! :tape2:

    <wicked laugh like Tim Taylor, from Home Improvement>
     
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    daniel Cat Lovers Against the Bomb

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    Those are hilarious!!! :rofl:
     
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    Stev0 Honorary Hong Kong Cavalier

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    Ah-ha! So THAT'S where GM gets its managers!
     
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    samiam Antipodean Prius Poster

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    On the other hand...
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  11. hyo silver

    hyo silver Awaaaaay

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    Touche, my friend. You're right, I may be married, but I'm not dead. :thumb:
     
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    Women live longer than men ... (a variant of F8L's response) because they aren't married to women. :D:target:
     
    #13 JimboK, Mar 28, 2008
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    The one parked on the dock (almost) looks pretty pleased with her little self.

    I like this one
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    Brushing her hair because you need to look your best for the tow truck driver.
     
    #14 patsparks, Mar 28, 2008
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    Married men live longer than single men.

    Single women live longer than married women.

    Obviously it's the wives keeping their husbands alive longer.

    And it's the husbands cutting short the lives of their wives.
     
    #15 Godiva, Mar 28, 2008
  16. patsparks

    patsparks An Aussie perspective

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    To the OP, because men are better at controlling their anger
     
    #16 patsparks, Mar 29, 2008
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    Hahahaha!!! Lmao!
     
    #17 saminjax, Mar 30, 2008
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    galaxee mostly benevolent

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    women worry enough about everything we can think of as it is, without husbands like that. no wonder marriage cuts our lives shorter...
     
    #18 galaxee, Mar 30, 2008
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