Question everything

Have you tried a tomato sauce bath?

 

Do you think my dog will look like a pizza?

 

Can you believe that my coworkers are telling me to go home?

 

Are you the one who smells of skunk?

 

Would you believe my dog smells worse?

 

Why were you two messing with a skunk? Don't you know they will spray if they feel threatened?

 

Why didn't you relay this information to my dog prior to 4am this morning?

 

How often does your dog check PriusChat?

 

Good thing I didn't threaten the two stripey critters in my yard last night, isn't it?

 

Did your dog not get my text message?

 

Does he have an iPawed?

 

Do you think she will learn her lesson after getting hit directly in her right eye? Will I ever get the stench out of her fur? How much is it going to cost to clean the whole house?

 

Is her eye inflamed? How do you feel about a shaved pooch? Do you like Glade plug-ins?

 

Yes bathe the dog in tomato juice and throw your clothes away...the ones that got sprayed. You might also check with a dog groomer and see if they sell any kind of "skunk be gone".

 

What can I do to get rid of the skunk smell in the house?

 

Can you restate this in the form of a question?

 

Has Perryma forgotten the rules of this thread?

 

Assuming I got the smell out of the dog, how can I get the smell out of my house?

 

Have you considered Napalm?

 

Would that be covered under my homeowners insurance?