I'm going back to watching the Miss America pagent

You can inflate the real thing. They have those pouches, you know.

Tom

 

The "pouch position?" - :blush: awkward

 

Not after you get them blown up like a beach ball.

As for me, I prefer seagulls.

Tom

 

North or South end?

 

Inflatable or sophisticated robot ... so many choices, so little time

 

So true - now CAN WE GET BACK TO SHEEP & GOATS, please

 

South. You tape one wing down, and when you let go they spin around in a circle.

Tom

 

painful :cheer2:

 

ound:

Just a matter of time before we're shut down by :mod:

 

Apparently bestiality is not a bad enough topic to get the thread closed. We will have to resort to politics.

 

I used to be into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality, but that's beating a dead horse.

Tom

 

Unbelievable! - and after you ...... the horse, you kill it and then you beat it?

Can we, please, go back to sheep & goats?

 

No, you have the order wrong. He said he was into necrophilia, so he killed the horse first. Then the other stuff.

 

Mea Culpa

Can we, please, go back to sheep & goats?

 

Sorry to butt in but going back to the original post: I believe beauty queens, models, cheerleaders and strippers all have something in common. They're all exhibitionists. Eventually they take it all off. A beauty queen is a thinly disguised stripper. And much better than sheep or goat or kangaroo. But when some of them start talking, sheep and goat may be better.

 

Stay away from pigs. They always squeal.

 

Well isn't that the last thing you need?
Guinea pigs are good, but you do need to wrap them in masking tape so they don't split.


so,
so I'm told.

 

True enough. That's why I generally prefer a beauty contest that stays away from talent and speaking. Stunning looks and great intelligence are seldom found in one individual. I hate having the fantasy destroyed by a squeaky voice and stupid comments. And fantasy is what it is. In reality I find a quick intellect and a good sense of humor much more sexy than stunning looks.


Tom

 

Nah, let's not. That topic only gets me fired up

 

:deadhorse:

At least that's how I imagine it ....