Update on the Attacks of 5/16

FBI: Terrorist Attack On Golden Gate Bridge May Have Been Green-Screened

WASHINGTON—Analysts now believe that last month's horrific attack on San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge, which left thousands missing and assumed dead, may have actually been carried out with green-screen technology, FBI officials announced Monday.

"While we must never forget the painful events of 5/16, new evidence has caused us to rethink the nature of the attack," FBI director Robert S. Mueller III said during a press conference. The director also said that the use of chroma-key technology to stage an attack would support widespread claims that rescue workers responding to the bombing were unable to reach the destroyed Golden Gate Bridge because of rush-hour traffic on the Golden Gate Bridge.

According to the White House, President Obama has been kept abreast of the FBI's ongoing investigation into the 5/16 attacks. In a televised address from the base of the partially completed Golden Gate Bridge Memorial Wall, Obama reiterated the need for constant vigilance.

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FBI: Terrorist Attack On Golden Gate Bridge May Have Been Green-Screened | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

My wife and I were in downtown Chicago yesterday and I picked up a free printed copy of the Onion for reading while waiting and on the train. When I read the headline to her, she said, "I didn't hear about an attack on San Francisco."

"That's because," I said, "the whole thing was green screened."

 

OK. what the heck was that? Oh my gosh, it's real!!!!
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I can't believe this is real. I might have to find it and watch it just to see if I can kill off those last few remaining neurons.