Would the owner please stand up

Ok, stick with the original mental image of a bikie, but with no tattoos

 

You mean like this...............

 

Not quite, I don't have much blubber, and am not very "swishy"

I rarely smile, usually have a mean look

 

Do you mean like this................

 

Well, that is probably as close as we're going to get. Sort of like me, but lose the beard and the crazed Hillbilly White Supremacist look

 

It was the only mean looking pic I could find.

 

<sigh>

 

insert photo here

 

I can't find anything that might look like Jay

 

You are no help.

 

<sigh>

 

I did try, I really did. I scoured through about 10 pages of googled images but nothing. All the bald men either looked like whimps or had beards.
Of course it took longer because I found an abundance of pornographic images I needed to check for likenesses of Jay. :suspicious: h34r:

 

What about this guy without the facial hair? :madgrin:

 

Here is another one.

 

Probably as close as we're going to get

 

I wasn't as husky when I did that sort of work.

 

So you could be a double for the former Governor of Minnesota?

 

In looks, perhaps. In intelligence, I could do far better

 

An intelligent Jesse Ventura. :madgrin: