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Great Moments in Teaching!

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by GuamKelly, Jan 17, 2012.

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    One of my girls, commenting on how a classmates hair was secured atop her head; "Why are your buns always so perfect?"

    The obvious response, "Lots of time in the gym" provoked total (if momentary) loss of control of the class.
     
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    Science teacher: Please wear your safety goggles.
     Student: Why?
     Science teacher: So you're not blinded by science.
     
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    Pre-med student: How do I covert inches to liters?
     
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    Well, first you'd have to cube them . . .
     
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    My Junior year English Teacher: "In some muslim countries, the punishment for stealing is to cut off the hand of the offender."

    Me: "What's the punishment for premarital sex?"
     
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