For when you think you are having a bad day!

Ouch is right. Dang that looks bad. You were kind of ugly to begin with, so stop making it worse.
But wait, there's more...
With your coordination and athletic ability, I am now kind of glad I had that Palo Alto car fall through--- I'd hate to think what could have happened with you wrapping plastic around my car.

Just sharing the love.

In all seriousness, I hope you heal well. And soon.



iPad ?

 

I tried to tell you that was his daughter you were hitting on, but you wouldn't listen.

Just a friendly word of advice...Next time it's a choice between your leg and your face, pick the leg. If only because you need more scars there to match the rest of your body.

(Sorry, buddy. You know I mean well. Rest up, and get better soon.) :hug:

 

OUCH! Get well soon, Jason.

 

Wow, I hope you get well soon. What a bummer to start your weekend.
Perhaps you should consider plastic lenses when you replace your glasses

 

Now I really wanna know about getting sucker punched by the cowboy. I'm not sure which story is worse: your falling and hurting your face or my getting a scar from the bumper cars @ Cedar Point.

At least you have a cute girlfriend at home to take care of you. I'm assuming she's cute, I've never seen her, so to stay in her good graces I'll give the benefit of the doubt

 

Holy crap, you must have hit hard to break the lens in your glasses. Are they polycarbonate or glass?

 

Wear a bandit handkerchief to cover all or most of the injury, make western themed jokes about it & your injury and it won't be a distraction - plus you'll be an even greater "star" of the show.

What I want to know is why you go to all the effort of contracting life threatening diseases and life altering physical smashups just to get attention on a car chatboard, about a car that isn't even a Camaro. I used to think Dick Pryor was the ultimate attention whore setting himself on fire but you've got him beat. What're we going to hear from you next: hand to hand combat with twin rattlesnakes, a mountain lion and a string of runaway Union Pacific rice hopper cars? Sheesh!

Did I mention get well soon? Get well soon.

 

Ouch! That's terrible! I'm sure you're thankful that your eyeball is still ok.

I can't imagine what it might be like to lose sight in one eye. I'd imagine that driving would be WAY tougher due to the loss of depth perception.

 

Oh Man... that had to smart big-time Bra...

You DO have good luck cause you missed your eye...

That will heal up, and then you'll have another good story to tell at the next meet. :thumb::thumb:

 

Damn. You should put that pic in your signature just so everyone without tapatalk can see it over and over again.

In all seriousness though thank God it wasn't a few inches higher. Hope things heal quickly. After all, you do have your movie career at stake.

 

Holy sh*t that first picture looked really bad.

I hope you don't go out tomorrow as planned as your head will feel real bad in the morning. Take it easy stay in bed and ice as that area will be real brusied. Not any meat there to absorb a blow.
Thats a bone bruise right there. Expect quite a show of color on your puss.

If you get up and out and push it you'll really swell up and be in alot of pain and since your on cumanin you may start bleeding again.
And you will probably need a plastic surgeon to finish that excellent doctors work. Even a small scar right there will be very noticeable.
I would consult a doctor about that asap.

Take care of yourself man. You've had a time of it for sure. Good luck.

 

I hope tommorow is a better day. I hope thery aare all better days.