My Car is for the Birds!

I actually have been seeing the same happen.
Both Prius's have been getting sh*t on.
I have a truck that has not been moved for 6 months, and sitting under a tree,
and the birds stay away from that. huh?

If we were driving, that would be different...
At least a squirrel thought he could take his good 'ol time crossing the street,
being that he would have a leisure time since only a Prius was coming, haha.

 

I believe there is a TSB for that, as well as the hatch opening too high and causing bird collisions. Perhaps it is bird revenge.

 

It's not the cars fault; It's probley one or two birds.....like they say
" S--- happens " !!:smash: THAT BIRD.

 

cardinals seem to enjoy provoking fights with birds in mirrors!

It's love-bug season in Florida again......try some of them if you want the front side of your car peppered with hard to remove goop!

 

I had a yellow Corvette that birds tended to fly into. I figured they thought it was a big yellow bug, or something.

 

Get a cat, although you'll have to put up with muddy paw prints (and hope it doesn't slip off the Zainoed surface and claw it in the process). At least that's easier to fix than marring caused by bird droppings, especially on black paint.

Speaking of which, keep a bottle of 50% isopropyl alcohol and a microfiber in the car at all times and get the droppings off as soon as you see them. Doing so will save your black paint as much as possible. Trust me on this.

 

or train your ka

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFPLN-sD1l8&feature=player_embedded"]Ford Sportka Ad - Bird - YouTube[/ame]

 

The cat ad is good, too.

 

Stop going out; you're scaring the crap out of the birds.

 

Now THAT is freakin' hilarious. Can I get those with LEDs tied into my turn signals?

Wait, on second thought, I'll bet there's too much of a mileage hit to have those installed. Never mind.

 

My advice: sell your oceanfront estate and move inland. You'll get less seagulls with their heavy loads of crap. But if I were you - I would prefer to wipe off the seagull stuff and still enjoy the ocean views with a cup of coffee from the front porch

 

The grasshoppers were lovin my car yesterday They made nice juicy yellow splats on it. Stupid bugs

Mike

 

HOLY SH*T!

Yeah, I think it is time to go small game hunting.
Didnt think it was that bad, wow!

 

Actually, it looks to be one or two birds.

I just thought of a quick easy fix.....that MAY work.

Try putting a plastic grocery bog on your mirrors.
That should do the trick.
If not, at least park it somewhere else for a few days.

 

I read that garlic deters birds from building nests. I tried it on a downspout that a robin tried twice to build a nest on, and it worked. Perhaps you can rub some on the areas?

 

Try getting one of those fake owls and place it near the car. I'd first see if one of your neighbors has one that you can borrow to see if it will work.