My Old Girlfriend wants me back

LOL, great read, naterprius! Scared me at first, then the fog cleared as I got past the first couple sentences. You and darelldd sure got writing skill!

 

I know this is early but I vote naterprius best post of the year so far.

 

Yes, I go with allegory:

the expression by means of symbolic fictional figures and actions of truths or generalizations about human existence;

 

thank www.m-w.com for these answers.

Metaphor:
a figure of speech in which a word or phrase literally denoting one kind of object or idea is used in place of another to suggest a likeness or analogy between them (as in drowning in money)

as in: GM is NOT drowning in money

 

Yes, Toyota will take my money if I look at Chrysler or Ford, which I would by the way, I only avoid GM, Mitsubishi, Mazda, Suzuki, Nissan

 

Yeah, and she can carry a lot of junk in the trunk and still look fine.

Oh, if you ever take the old fatty for a spin out of nostalgia, be sure to wear your nomex suit.

 

I say – when you have that urge to get with that old girlfriend, go to the nearest whore house, pay for her for a few hours, ride her long and hard, make her moan, scream, and squeal - just have your way with her. When you are done getting your jollies and she is smoking, take her back to the whore house and let them deal with the emotional and physical breakdowns.

No need to marry that piece of domestic trailer trash.

 

At least you guys are giving me some good laughs!

 

Our mission in life

 

whoaaaaa! :lol: :lol:

 

LOL!!! You guys are cracking me up! :lol: :lol:

 

I can think of another reason to keep your wife. She uh, goes both ways, so to speak, doesn't she?

That's hot.

 

If it was literally "shear" pleasure, it would off your tip.

 

GM was Malorns first love.... he will never be the same... GM stole his virginity.