Favourite Sayings Thread...

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  1. Mystery Squid

    Mystery Squid Junior Member

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    Mine:

    Just between you, me, and the lamp post... (personal favourite)

    If it doesn't crap on the way in, it most certainly will on the way out...

    The cow went to the swamp...



    ...and something about a Camel's nose poking through a tent or something... :lol:



    :ph34r:
     
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  2. Sufferin' Prius Envy

    Sufferin' Prius Envy Platinum Member

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    Just because it can be done, doesn't mean it should be done.
     
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  3. aaf709

    aaf709 Ravenpaw of ThunderClan

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    "If it's a remake of a classic, RENT THE CLASSIC!"
    ~Jay Sherman The Critic

    "Well, NOW who's a fool?"
    ~Dr. Beaker Supercar

    "You get only one trip at the Buffet Table of Life. So pile your plate high and put rolls in your pocket."
    ~Fred Flintstone (live action version)
     
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    You can't take it with you.... My motto for life.

    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini (4me a margarita or anything with Rum) in the other, body thoroughly used up and screaming Woo Hoo!! What a ride!

    Ciao!
     
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  5. Mystery Squid

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Salsawonder @ May 23 2006, 07:37 PM) [snapback]259995[/snapback]</div>

    You need a motorcycle.
     
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    Ever stop to think and forget to start again? :mellow:

    anyway, ya ya ya whatever. :blink:

    Hey joe what cha know? :huh:

    look at the size of that camel t**. :eek:

    Real life, wanna know what not to wear? go to the Flea Market.. :lol:

    Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back but only eight times. :unsure:

    They say 5 out of 10 women are beaten, and im still eating mine plain. :lol:

    I know Im married but I can still look at the menu. :p

    I used to use these alot when I was single, But since Im married the wife sent me to the school for men.. :(
    now Im more refined/ boring...... ;)
     
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  7. M. Oiseau

    M. Oiseau 6sigma this

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    He looks like a squirrel sittin' on his nuts!
    - H. E. Hensley

    When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
    - Will Rogers

    It's not that I'm afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
    - Woody Allen
     
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    One of 'Murphy's Laws'.


    The junk will expand to fill the available space
     
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    "The bad news is Ladies and Gentlemen, you will survive." -- Dr. Gulley (Physics Prof)

    "No offense" then followed by a completely offending remark.

    Moo.

    You're damn Right.

    "I'm making money... I'm making money...."-- TFD one of "Amy's children"
     
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    Mine: Surely you can't be serious ... I am and stop calling me Shirley.

    My Wife's: Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching.
     
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    "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."


    "Finer than froghair (split four ways)" -- in response to the question, "how are you?"
     
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    What's really going on!
    Not necesarily stoned but beautiful. Jimi Hendrix
    Somebody ask's you "What's up" .... "Everything"
    I'm not having a bad day but a learning experienced day.

    Peace Michael J
     
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    Yankees suck!
     
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    "Working like a three-legged dog with itchy balls on a frozen pond."
     
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  15. Mystery Squid

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    My friend's dad came up with a great Edward Gorey-esque one that keeps popping into my mind every now and then:

    "The wood of the Ash burns as cold as the grave..." :lol:


    Some others:

    "A stitch in time saves nine..." (everytime I hear that one, I want to punch something)

    "If you're liberal and you're angry clap your hands! *clap* *clap*" :ph34r:

    "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins :lol:
     
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  16. Schmika

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    My wife cross stitched both of these for me and they hang in my office

    "If you are coasting, you are going downhill"

    "Stop Whining"

    I like any saying that fits my particular mood at the moment.

    BTW, if it aint broke don't fix it.....we would still be living in caves.
     
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    "Everything is not meant to be OK", Green Day

    "Freedom is not long entrusted to the timid or the weak" Dwight D. Eisenhower

    Karnac say : " May a diseased yak cough on your hat"
     
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    If you treat people like [crap], they'll develop a [crappy] attitude...
     
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  19. TonyPSchaefer

    TonyPSchaefer Your Friendly Moderator
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    I enjoy plays on words and things that make you think. Therefore, I like these two:

    You can lead a man to data but you can not make him think.

    which leads right into

    Data data everywhere but not a thought to think.

    When I was in high school, having pins on your denim jacket was considered cool. I had a pin reading "WHY BE NORMAL?" and I hung it upside-down. Never surprised me the number of people who pointed out that my pin was upside down. Even after I told them to read it, many still didn't get it.
     
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  20. aaf709

    aaf709 Ravenpaw of ThunderClan

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    "Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it."
    ~Tom Lehrer
     
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