Canada to build fence along border

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tempus @ May 30 2006, 05:50 PM) [snapback]263094[/snapback]</div>

The first is a really good question. I've never spoken with someone who bred a male moose and a female buffalo, which indeed might be a muffalo if it looked different from what I've got.

Yes, mine's fertile as all get-out. It's got the darnedest dual set of sex organs you've ever seen. The male, er, member is actually like a set of those hex wrenches, from itty-bitty sized to what my son calls "the whopper". That's what allowed us to breed it with our female cat. And guess what! The catalo we got from that union is the cutest, purringest half-ton of orange-striped furball you've ever had jump in your lap!

(Please don't blab about this to anyone, or next thing you know I'll be on Jay Leno's show with Biwinkle. Geez, we should probably be talking about this by e-mail instead of this car doohickey.)

Ours speaks six languages, and can order right off the menu in Vietnamese restaurants.

No, far from it. They laugh right along with you! But they do get a little irked if YOU don't laugh along with THEM when they poke a little fun at YOU. My poor wife had no sense of humor, and we buried her seven years ago.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jayman @ May 30 2006, 06:40 PM) [snapback]263033[/snapback]</div>

I tried to say the same to him, Jayman, but in a gentler tone of voice. My mistake!

 

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I think I've found the solution...

The name however is only a suggestion, I think it only fair to have the original Canada pick the proper name. And any neocons living in the newly added Canadian territory will be free to leave without penalty, I might suggest New Orleans, after all Brownie did a heck-a-va job :lol: . But we new Canadians get to keep the Mayo Clinic.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(tleonhar @ May 30 2006, 09:44 PM) [snapback]263185[/snapback]</div>

Holy Crap!!!! We have to make that fence longer now!!!!! That United States of Canada sure is big!!! We don't want any Jesuslanders coming North!!!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ May 31 2006, 09:53 AM) [snapback]263351[/snapback]</div>

I like that map by the way - very cute, it would be better without the knock on Catholics but people are used to the lefts willingness to attack and belittle Christianity while continue their support of Islam and espouse how its a religion of "peace" - - although I can't find too many references to Catholic homocide bombers blowing up school buses, or pizzarias, or driving planes into tall and crowded building.

Just one question for you. If I am correct you are a "Canadian" living in the United States of America with a Green Card. If that is true, and if Canada did build a wall, where would you have gone - obviously Canada was not good enough for you - and where could you have gone where you have enjoyed attacking your new host country as zealously as you are without fear of personal harm (? Iraq circa pre-2003 ?).

And if you find this country so evil or bad or misguided why do you stay and not return home to what you must believe by your writings is such a superior country. Your single non-voting voice surely can not change current policies. I kind of think this argues for Canada to build that wall in fact and if they are really nice and caring they would offer Mexico to build one for them two on our southern border that way we could keep our country to ourselves - kind of isolating "evil". And with the internet, you still could attack this country from your home in Canada.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ May 31 2006, 06:53 AM) [snapback]263351[/snapback]</div>

The book is The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by Bobby Henderson, ISBN 0-8129-7656-8, available from Amazon, and bookstores nation-wide (probably world-wide) and maybe at your local library.

I still don't have time to type them all out, and I'm not sure about copyright issues if I post a scan. Maybe over the weekend, if it's too wet to go hiking. I'll PM Danny and ask him about posting a scan.

BTW, the whole thing began with Bobby's letter to the Kansas board of education, saying that if ID was going to be taught in science classes, then FSMism should be taught also. And it grew from there. Bobby is therefore the original authority on Pastafarianism. Have a look at the book. It's a lot of fun.


<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(tleonhar @ May 30 2006, 07:44 PM) [snapback]263185[/snapback]</div>

Goody, goody! My state of WA gets to be part of Canada!!! A much more sensible country.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(daniel @ May 31 2006, 11:31 AM) [snapback]263393[/snapback]</div>

I would trade WA for Nova Scotia any day - nicer weather, better lobster, fewer Starbucks
I would even, for completeness sake, through in WA D.C. for good measure - and cash