PriusChat members seem to take great delight in poking fun at Hummer owners, so I thought I'd offer another outlet for our collective creativity. (With apologies to Neil Young, who I'm told drives a Hummer but runs it on biodiesel.) I'll start with 'hummee'
My license plate is "51 MPG". A Master Sergeant I work with decided to copy my theme for his Hummer's plate and chose "11 MPG". 11? Yeah, downhill with a tailwind.
We parked next to a Hummer a few weeks ago and it had an "MPG" plate. I don't remember if it was 9MPG, 10MPG, or 11MPG, but it made me laugh either way.
A few off the top of my head (with translations for those who don't speak "license plate"): EMPTY (Empty... as soon as it leaves the pump) FILLRUP (Fill 'er Up... again) NVRFULL (Never Full... of gas) MT TANK (Empty Tank) PMPNGAS (Pumpin' Gas... no, not "pimpin'" it!) PAYCHEK (Paycheck... this is where it goes) AIRKILR (Air Killer... major polluter) E AGAIN? (Empty AGAIN?!?!) SUCKER (what, you need me to spell it out?)
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(brandon @ Jul 23 2006, 03:11 PM) [snapback]291071[/snapback]</div> :lol: My contributions: HUNGRY ILOVEME OPEC YA ENVY ME LK AT ME
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Godiva @ Jul 23 2006, 07:19 PM) [snapback]291166[/snapback]</div> DAMMIT!! How'd I miss that one?!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ohgreys @ Jul 23 2006, 06:45 AM) [snapback]290886[/snapback]</div> On that same note, I saw a H3 parked in the local mall, and the sticker had something like: "18 city, 20 highway" on it... :lol: Notice how THEY are trying to make it SOUND like 20 mpg is "good mileage".... h34r:
PRIUSUX EV1LVSAHMR (I know, too many letters for most States... ) 1SWALLW 1SP1T1T DWNPNTS BL1NGY0 CANDYAZ 2B1G4U Y0MAMMA H0TTLPS CL1MAXX DRTSNCZ TPSFSUX UZEL00B GETNSUM G1VNSUM 1NY0FC3 SFTNGUE D01TRGT BANG1N' B1GBTCH MAXD0UT GWBR0LZ hahaha, this was fun....! :lol:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(burritos @ Jul 23 2006, 01:08 PM) [snapback]290992[/snapback]</div> LAM3AZZ