eh?

however, people here who don't know what an r is, pronounce tampa, 'tamper'

 

You guys just reminded me. We have a friend from Rhode Island. My wife once asker her what they do with their "r"s up there. The friend had an instant reply. She said, "We put 'em on our pizzer."

 

i won't touch that with a ten foot pole

 

If I remember right, John Kennedy sent his "r"s to Cuber."

 

you do

he was pretty good with the f bombs too

 

And Bob's your uncle.

 

Pahk the cah at Fenway Pahk.

 

that's havahd yahd to you sir

 

for anyone wondering, the new yawkers on snl do a terrible bahsten accent

and matt Damon hasn't done us any favors either

 

Speaking of Tampa, 5-1 to you sir.

 

oh sure, rub it in. tamper

 

a lot of distraught media types with no move made at the trading deadline

 

Yer guy reached on infield single. Those are uncommon

 

do the commies have to approve your viewing? it's 5-2 and tamper is up

 

Yahoo sports play by play.

I, like, know who's up.

 

you're a fisher of likes now

 

I hear a lot of mediar folks from the opposite coast talking about Americar, Canadar, Alaskar, Russiar, etc.

 

31,869 for the lead. Keep 'em coming.

 

if the sox only had a closeah!

 

203 and a half $millions and no closer. Sad trombone.