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Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by srellim234, Apr 4, 2020.

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    You think you had it bad... Sir Isaac Newton So Bored he invented calculus.jpg
     
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    When it lets you figure out why planets orbit the way they do?

    I can hardly imagine how he kept from dozing right off.
     
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    No. Calculus is far more boring and obtuse than that. Remember having to memorize integral tables?:sleep:
     
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    Well ... I guess there was some of that. Since then I've just been enjoying the stuff I'm able to think about that I wouldn't have been otherwise. And IRL if I need an integral I don't remember how to do, I ask a computer.

    Practicing fingerings didn't make for my favorite moments in music either.
     
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    Next step in toilet paper shortages.
     
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    ETC(SS) The OTHER One Percenter.....

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    THE LAST SUPPER

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    Apparently they're done investigating the death of the first person to die in Los Angeles related to the coronavirus. In his house they found 1500 cans of food, 75 pounds of pasta, 200 pounds of rice, 500 rolls of toilet paper and 12 gallons of hand sanitizer which he had panic purchased from the supermarket. The coroner determined the entire pile collapsed and crushed him to death.
     
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    They said that a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket. They lied. Everyone else had clothes on. :eek:
     
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    I know this is the non-Pol section and this should be fine:):

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    Gotta watch which mask you wear(y).
     
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    Two images from Walmart. God bless the Walmart workers for their patience with us.




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    Schools definitely need to reopen.

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    Is it patience? Or more that typically I feel most Walmart workers have had their souls drained and are wandering around like damned minions of the 7th circle?
     
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    This is really funny, and well done.
    But how long before DIsney's lawyers have it stricken from the face of the earth? Historically Disney is very protective of their characters and images.
     
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    Thanks!!! That just became the background for my next meeting in a couple hours. :LOL:
     
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    Few more cartoons

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