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Coronavirus Jokes

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by srellim234, Apr 4, 2020.

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    It definitely takes a special kind of person to join a forum like this. But hey, they thought Einstein was crazy too!
     
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    Do you have the JDM parts list for that? ;)
     
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    Do the spam emails I get about hot Asians wanting to meet me count?

    I hear from some who had that equipment from the factory that it can be a lot of trouble.
     
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    ROFLOL!!! "Help! I can't feel my hands when I wash them." :LOL:
     
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    The lack of personal protective equipment is an absolute disgrace. I cannot do my job without it but it has been almost impossible to get hold of. After three weeks I finally managed to put together what I needed bit by bit on the overpriced internet and even had to make my own face mask Yesterday was my first day back at work and I am happy to report that I managed to carry out a very successful armed robbery in Cleveland. :D
     
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    Hoarders got all the toilet paper before I could get some at the local market. Taking a massive dump, I almost panicked as I realized we had none left in the house. "Desperate times call for unusual measures," I thought.. I got myself cleaned off but I think in a few hours my wife will not be happy when goes to put on her wig. :eek:
     
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    During this virus lockdown I got bored so I decided to hold a wet t-shirt contest. Looking at them hanging on the line, I've decided I like my red one the best.
     
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    From the diary of a parent.....

    ".....April 21, 2020 - Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat....

    .....May 11, 2020 - Day 19 of Homeschooling: My child just said: “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year.”
     
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    Another fun thing to do while you're locked down:

    Put liquor bottles in every room of the house. Tonight, get all dressed up and going bar hopping.
     
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    As of Monday, golfers here in Laughlin, Nevada were able to resume wasting a good walk.
     
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    I love Chinese food. The bat soup will take your breath away.
     
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    I'm stealing this one!! :LOL::LOL::LOL:
     
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