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Military Lab Proposed Gay-Aphrodisiac Chemical Weapon

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by Beryl Octet, Jan 4, 2007.

  1. Beryl Octet

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    Thanks to a FOIA request from the Sunshine Project
    http://www.sunshine-project.org , a fascinating document has now come
    to light. In June 1994, the US Air Force Wright Laboratory wrote a
    proposal titled "Harassing, Annoying, and 'Bad Guy' Identifying
    Chemicals." While listing the categories of chemical weapons they
    planned to develop, the military scientists wrote:

    Chemicals that effect [sic] human behavior so that discipline and morale
    in enemy units is adversely effected [sic]. One distasteful but
    completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially
    if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior.

    The Air Force Lab was quite serious about the proposal, listing a
    timetable and estimate of expenses for the overall project.

    Total cost through fiscal year 2000: $7.5 million

    Having enemy soldiers throw down their guns and start humping each
    other: Priceless


    The document is here
    http://www.sunshine-project.org/incapacita...f/wpafbchem.pdf
     
    #1 Beryl Octet, Jan 4, 2007
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Beryl Octet @ Jan 4 2007, 11:26 AM) [snapback]370721[/snapback]</div>
    I wonder if they have been secretly testing this on the US citizens? :rolleyes:
     
    #2 hycamguy07, Jan 4, 2007
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    They need to use it widespread in Iraq - it'll stop the violence, and bring a whole new meaning to the term IED :eek:
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(priusguy04 @ Jan 4 2007, 01:36 PM) [snapback]370724[/snapback]</div>
    Yeah, they air burst it over San Fransisco...
     
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    Actually, something better might be a weapon that decreases the testosterone in men, rendering them less violent.

    We could drop it over the Pentagon.
    [smile]
     
    #6 Pinto Girl, Jan 4, 2007
  7. hyo silver

    hyo silver Awaaaaay

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    And all this time I thought Flesh Gordon was fiction.

    edit: Anyone else remember that old movie? With Dr. Wang's Sex Ray?
     
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    No, but I did see an article in a local paper recently...the headline: How hard will Bush push?
     
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    Chuck. Former Honda Enzyte Driver

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    Does this mean "Make Love - Not War" is no longer mutually exclusive?
     
    #9 Chuck., Jan 4, 2007
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    What about friendly fire incidents with such a weapon?
     
    #10 MegansPrius, Jan 4, 2007
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(MegansPrius @ Jan 4 2007, 04:09 PM) [snapback]370941[/snapback]</div>
    They'd just kiss and make up.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pinto Girl @ Jan 4 2007, 12:25 PM) [snapback]370777[/snapback]</div>

    For a moment, I thought you were describing the twisted incarnation of the HUMVEE - the civilian H2.
     
    #12 Chuck., Jan 4, 2007
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Delta Flyer @ Jan 4 2007, 04:21 PM) [snapback]370952[/snapback]</div>
    Actually, this would tend to have a more easily quantified...ummmm, shall we say, 'measurable' effect...?
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pinto Girl @ Jan 4 2007, 01:25 PM) [snapback]370777[/snapback]</div>

    Don't drop it over the Pentagon. I have a date this saturday night.

    Dan
     
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    [teeeeheeeee]
     
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    Your hard earned tax dollars at work. Why not just aerosol viagra?
     
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    Lucky Me!! I'm homosexual AND I don't need drugs. How cool is that?? Would these drugs cause me to be heterosexual? What would happen if someone set of a bomb full of this stuff at the Republican National Convention??
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Bob Allen @ Jan 5 2007, 04:40 PM) [snapback]371501[/snapback]</div>
    A *lot* of closeted homosexuals would finally have the strength to come out!
     
    #18 Pinto Girl, Jan 5, 2007
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Bob Allen @ Jan 5 2007, 04:40 PM) [snapback]371501[/snapback]</div>
    I'm not exactly sure, but I'd love to find out. Maybe Tim Burton could make a movie out of it or something. You know how the alien's brains exploded in Mars Attacks? There could be some scenes like that I'm sure...

    Anyway, gay, straight, bi, quad, whatever, just more labels, just one more thing to divide us, seems like this would be a non-issue by now, and we'd be worrying about the planet, or what happens when the dinosaur juice runs out, instead of who's doing what to who in the privacy of their own lives or what "sanctifies" a marriage.
     
    #19 Beryl Octet, Jan 5, 2007
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