Amazing, Astonishing and Incredible

Pilot:
"Gosh darned Mexicans, where's the border police when you need them?"
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People running away:
Person 1:"Al-Queda! Al-Queda!"
Person 2:"Even our President knows it's Iraq!"
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Al-Queda terrorists learning how to fly.
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Al-Queda terrorists attacking the planes instead of using them.
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"I didn't think Escobar would take the GPS coordinates of our meeting place so literally..."

PS. agreed Evan, but lets have some fun, none the less.

 

Yet another reason not to opt for the "Runway Racing Stripes" paint design on your car's hood

 

I've always liked this one:
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TonyPSchaefer @ Dec 12 2006, 04:00 PM) [snapback]361057[/snapback]</div>

lol

"Note, this refueling technique is only recommended for professionals."

 

should have bought the Tacoma.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTlB-J8Ff5o

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Wildkow @ Dec 12 2006, 11:07 AM) [snapback]361018[/snapback]</div>

"Not again!"

 

Boss! De plane! De plane!

(this works for the pilot, too. "deplane" translates to "jump!")

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Wildkow @ Dec 12 2006, 11:07 AM) [snapback]361018[/snapback]</div>

That's the LAST time you'll pass ME, headwinds be damned!!

 

I told you this 'self-parking' wouldn't work on an airplane!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Wildkow @ Dec 12 2006, 11:07 AM) [snapback]361018[/snapback]</div>

Nose up! NOSE UP!!! NO NO NO, the AIRPLANE'S Nose fer gawdsa--- oh nevermind.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Wildkow @ Dec 12 2006, 11:07 AM) [snapback]361018[/snapback]</div>

It's really cool that Triple A uses airplanes now to come rescue us - too bad he forgot his slim jim and had to go back to go get it - waitaminit - what's he doing? He's turning right at us - what the hell's he doing??!! RUN!!! He's gonna break open the window!!!!!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Wildkow @ Dec 12 2006, 11:07 AM) [snapback]361018[/snapback]</div>

What'd I tellya? I told you I could get this thing down and stopped before the first turnoff!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Wildkow @ Dec 12 2006, 11:07 AM) [snapback]361018[/snapback]</div>

Alright, great, you're making progress. You've got activating your missile's guidance system down pat. Next lesson let's work on FIRING the missile.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Wildkow @ Dec 12 2006, 11:07 AM) [snapback]361018[/snapback]</div>

This is an AIRPLANE - we don't need brakes!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Wildkow @ Dec 12 2006, 11:07 AM) [snapback]361018[/snapback]</div>

Wife to pilot:

"You said you were in a hurry so I had them put JET fuel in it!"

(I can't claim credit for that caption - it's from an old FAA safety poster).

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Wildkow @ Dec 12 2006, 11:07 AM) [snapback]361018[/snapback]</div>

Jesus! I thought you said that bank safe we stowed in the back was empty!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Wildkow @ Dec 12 2006, 11:07 AM) [snapback]361018[/snapback]</div>

OK, OK, you're right, the mag drop WAS a little excessive.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(koa @ Dec 12 2006, 12:28 PM) [snapback]361081[/snapback]</div>

Gotta be real! There's debris both in front AND behind the truck.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Wildkow @ Dec 12 2006, 11:07 AM) [snapback]361018[/snapback]</div>

Impressed passenger to pilot: "Hank, you're such a practical joker! I wish I could be there when those guys try to explain to their insurance agent what happened to their truck!"

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Wildkow @ Dec 12 2006, 11:07 AM) [snapback]361018[/snapback]</div>

Mechanic to pilot: "Yeah, I see what you mean. It DOES make a funny squeak when you stop it suddenly."

 

Hey Pedro, I think the Border Patrol means business this year!