Anna Nicole Smith is dead....

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mirza @ Feb 9 2007, 11:50 PM) [snapback]387869[/snapback]</div>

Guilty. Spotted by the paparazzi already!

 

anna - i'm sooo glad you are here!

tell them - i had nothing to do with your early exit!!!

pity you could not have been around to fly on virgin space - microgravity does wonders for the figure (speaking from experience)

 

<div align="center">Goodbye Texas' Yellow Rose
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill (and TrimSpa)
And they made you change your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood, Florida created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Even when you died
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that Anna Nicole was found in the room

Goodbye Vickie Lynn
From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as something as more than sexual
More than just our Anna Nicole</div>

 

That was lovely. Thank you Elton.

 

Here's my contribution, Anna. Godspeed.

"I Wanna Be Sedated"

Anna-anna-anna-anna-anna-Nicole I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Anna-anna-anna-anna-anna-nicole....
Just put me in a wheelchair and put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Anna-anna-anna-anna-anna-nicole I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-o I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no no no no no
Anna-anna-anna-anna-anna-nicole...
Just put me in a wheelchair...
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated

 

I've entered the Twlight Zone

 

I feel soo sad for Anna Smith. She gave birth and her son died, went through a dangerous fluctuation of body weight, and dealt with so much publicity, she just had a sad life. My thoughts go to her!