Line by line Limericks or Limerick-Like Poems

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  1. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    My hunger drove me to the fridge
    And away from my wife Midge
     
    #181 Skwyre7, Dec 28, 2006
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    My hunger drove me to the fridge
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    My God, what a shrew
     
    #182 Starfall, Dec 28, 2006
  3. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    My God, what a shrew
    I'll eat 'til I'm through
     
    #183 Skwyre7, Dec 29, 2006
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    My hunger drove me to the fridge
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    My God, what a shrew
    I'll eat 'til I'm through
    Each morsel, each bite, every smidge.

    My MPG isn't the best
     
    #184 Starfall, Dec 30, 2006
  5. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    #185 Skwyre7, Dec 30, 2006
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    It's twice my old car
     
    #186 Starfall, Dec 31, 2006
  7. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    My MPG isn't the best
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    It's twice my old car
    Surpassing the bar
     
    #187 Skwyre7, Dec 31, 2006
  8. dreichla

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    It's twice my old car
    Surpassing the bar
    Superior to those who jest

    Tonight the snow is a fly'n
     
    #188 dreichla, Feb 13, 2007
  9. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    Tonight the snow is a fly'n
    And my baby is a cry'n
     
    #189 Skwyre7, Feb 15, 2007
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    Tonight the snow is a fly'n
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    Turn up the heat
     
    #190 dreichla, Feb 16, 2007
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    Tonight the snow is a fly'n
    And my baby is a cry'n
    Turn up the heat
    say... Florida sounds neat
     
    #191 gjertsen, Feb 16, 2007
  12. Ichabod

    Ichabod Artist In Residence

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    Turn up the heat,
    say... Florida sounds neat,
    or becoming a resident Hawai'ian.


    A strange man sold me a concoction
     
    #192 Ichabod, Feb 16, 2007
  13. gjertsen

    gjertsen Junior Member

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    A strange man sold me a concoction
    Said it would increase my attraction
     
    #193 gjertsen, Feb 16, 2007
  14. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    A strange man sold me a concoction
    Said it would increase my attraction
    But look at me now
     
    #194 Skwyre7, Feb 17, 2007
  15. Ichabod

    Ichabod Artist In Residence

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    A strange man sold me a concoction
    Said it would increase my attraction
    But look at me now
    I'm as thick as a sow
     
    #195 Ichabod, Feb 19, 2007
  16. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    A strange man sold me a concoction
    Said it would increase my attraction
    But look at me now
    I'm as thick as a sow
    And of course I get zero action.

    I'm hoping my dinner is ready
     
    #196 Skwyre7, Feb 19, 2007
  17. Ichabod

    Ichabod Artist In Residence

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    because my stomach gauge dropped till it said "E"
     
    #197 Ichabod, Feb 21, 2007
  18. gjertsen

    gjertsen Junior Member

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    I'm hoping my dinner is ready
    because my stomach gauge dropped till it said "E"
    Though my mileage is great
     
    #198 gjertsen, Feb 21, 2007
  19. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    Though my mileage is great
    so I'll fill up my plate
     
    #199 Skwyre7, Feb 23, 2007
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    I'm hoping my dinner is ready
    because my stomach gauge dropped till it said "E"
    Though my mileage is great
    so I'll fill up my plate
    Then madly slurp up my spaghetti.

    Oh when will this winter be over?
     
    #200 dreichla, Mar 1, 2007
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