"The price of gas is SO high . . .

...that prius waiting lists went back up to 24 months

 

... that i still only paid 19 bucks at the pump on an empty tank!

 

.... You can welcome our newest member/Prius owner, SHusseinDIEAMERICANDIE!


Stop laughing, [you], it's not that funny.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(bnlfanmatt\";p=\"74909)</div>

I wondered how or why that it was I who was asked to stop laughing! :?

 

. . . that after a tour in Iraq, Optimus couldn’t bring himself to use another drop of foreign oil.
(That is why TonyP saw him walking to work.)

>Click here to for explanation<

 

...that I saw a GM executive standing on the overpass, holding a sign that said "Will rub two hydrogen atoms together for work".

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Prolene\";p=\"74911)</div>

Uh oh that pesky "YOU" command is back.

 

.....that I saw Mr Toyota smiling at the thought of selling more Prius'

....that I want to make my son buy his own gas and lock up my wifes 4x4 Tahoe, making her walk to work, hehe.

...that I am thinking maybe I should buy myself a new Prius, :roll:

 

It's been so long since I've even come close to a $20 fill-up It will feel really strange to do so again. Of course I usually fill-up at the 3 segment point anyway, so it might have to hit $3.50 to $4.00 range before I actually have to spend a $20. :lol:

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(rick57\";p=\"75000)</div>

Rick:

Careful son, or you'll be sleeping on the couch with the cats for the next month.

Or she might get so angry that she gives you an Emergency Roadside Bobbittectomy while you're riding in her Tahoe.

The horror ... the horror ...

 

... the Congress held a special vote to expand the definition of "alternative fuel sources" to include countries that "probably have some we could syphon out of their cars"

 

...that when I used my ATM card to pay for a fill-up,

the PUMP said, "Please deposit ten dollars more."

...for the next three gallons?

 

huh? why am I laughing?

 

Now after this refinerary explosion in Texas we are gonna really have to shell it out for gas! I just hope the economy doesn't go down the drain!

 

... Cheech & Chong... though offering up a valiant combined effort... were unable to get higher.

 

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Uh oh that pesky "YOU" command is back.[/b][/quote]

I knew I could get some of the new members... :lol:

 

... that Exxon announced today the addition of a "credit history" slot beside the regular card scanner... and promised "while-you-wait" approval for SUV owners up to $10,000 credit line.
An industry insider commented on condition of anonymity that "at 21%, it'd just be cheaper to get one of them hybrids".

 

... that Prius owners now find it physically impossible to roll their eyes further into their heads at those SUV types...